Dr.Spaceman

Premiership Winners:Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Everton Relegation: Cardiff, Bournemouth, Huddersfield Overachievers: Wolves Underperformers: Us Top Goal Scorer: Kane Break Out Year: Zinchenko Season to Forget: Romelu Lukaku PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Bernardo Silva Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked: Javi Gracia Championship Winners: WBA Runners Up: Derby 3rd-6th: Stoke, Villa, Swansea, Forest Relegation: Rotherham, Wigan, Bolton Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Rondon How will we do in the cup competitions?: Shite Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Lascelles Domestic League One Promotion: Sunderland, Burton, Portsmouth League One Relegation: Blackpool, Charlton, Oxford League Two Promotion: Carlisle, MK Dons, Notts County League Two Relegation: Mansfield, Grimsby FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Chelsea EFL Trophy: Notts County Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Dortmund World Player of the Year: Messi Other: Will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2018/19 season?: Yes Will Jose Mourinho still be in charge of Manchester United come the end of the season?: Yes Where will Sunderland finish?: 2nd

So he played 20 odd times for the team that finished 13th in Ligue 2. I was more excited about Romain Amalfitano

Are you living in a box?

Jesus.

Would love us to sign Joe Bryan

Spencer from Phoenix Nights can fuck off like. As can the smoggie thumb. They're asking idiots who are willing to go to a fucking pre-season friendly in the middle of a shit storm, so of course they're going to interview a lot of sheep.

Absolutely shitting his pants whenever he plays for us. Bit like the Murphy situation in the sense that there is probably at least a semi-decent player in there somewhere.

Great header.

The only thing going for us is that we don't have to put up with away games at the likes of Reading. How dull.

What's the betting this cunt walks into the best bar in town and orders a Fosters. And voted for Brexit.

If Allardyce is our next manager it may actually help us in our fight. Worth it?

Ultras.... man, it's just a bad image. Yes there's a good reason in there for the protest, but protest in the right manner, in the most effective way possible. The old school ultras method is not the right way to go about it in 2018. I have the same argument with the Brexit arseholes. Yes, there are very strong reasons to support Brexit, but when you front the fight with a bunch of racist bigots you are providing the other side of the argument with more ammo. We do not want the rest of the country thinking we're just a bunch of whinging, knuckle-dragging northern monkeys. You can just see the headlines now, that Darren Lewis prick and his cronies on the Sunday Supplement sitting there giggling at us for arming 15 year olds with wooden planks and glass bottles. Really annoyed this morning

So how do we go about cancelling? I just renew each season and pay the monthly direct debit.

He's supposed to be utter shit. Get ready for the 'Should have kept Mitro' comments.

We definitely don't need to go all Vietnam War-era US college student on him, but we should 100% be doing something to demonstrate our frustration at the lack of respect he continues to show the club, supporters and city.

Might have agreed 25 years ago.

And now I've just annoyed myself by comparing his worth to Ashley's

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Where are Fulham getting this money from?

Muto and Joe Bryan by our standards would make it a decent summer. Although overall we'll have had one of the poorest summers out of all the teams in the PL.

There's the back up LB sorted then :|

Far too injury prone to be relied on. That Championship season could have been massive for him, thought at the time a fully fit Aarons would have been very good at that level.

AMAZING

Kid needs to be aborted.