Dr.Spaceman

We all know what's going to happen. West Ham fans know it too.

And celebrates like he's won the World Cup. Double cunt.

WTF

Bleytant pelantee.

HOW?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Save Tim.

Anita

Cabellar isn't doing too bad.

Here, Liverpool have the ball back lads.

Hard to give someone a proper chance when they are rarely fit for a sustainable amount of games. He's been with us for 5/6 year now, been highly regarded for the majority of it but hasn't proved himself enough. Sent back from Cardiff because of injuries, didn't pull up any trees in league 1 and now found a bit of fitness and form so he should now be with us? I think his time here is up but it was neither Newcastle nor Vuckic's fault that he never fulfilled his potential, another promising youngster savaged by injuries which has seemingly ruined his career chances at the top level. Without trying to sound too dismissive, our back room teams have hardly been the best at keeping players fit or preparing youngsters for the first team. That still doesn't mean he deserves any more or less of a chance. He's just a crock who could have been a decent player had he been a bit luckier.

Bleytent Pelantee

Shearer, Barry Moat, Sting and Mark Knopfler tag team. What about Ant and Dec? ...Adrian Neville? FYP.

Only went for the 4-0.

Yup, and it'll never end. Enabling bastards.

Taylor, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

All of their set-pieces are causing issues for us, none of ours are causing issues for them.

Imagine listening to this on the radio

Fletcher's turned into Pele again.

1-0

Sammy

Indeed

Magic from Falcao was that.

Have another, quickly.

Kemen, Kemen, Kemen, get through it.

The league's best goalie has an average rating of just over 7? That's pathetic.