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Dr.Spaceman

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  1. Chancel Mbemba is pulling the strings, twisting strikers minds and smashing their dreams, blinded by his skill you can’t see a thing, just call his name, and he'll hear you scream, Chancel, Chancel.
  2. Genuinely excited by this kid. He could be this season's Bassong, except we get to keep him for longer, hopefully!
  3. Chelsea fan Jose Mourinho is a huge fan
  4. Imagine Cabaye being told to float his set-penises...
  5. Anyone see Kaka's goal against WBA? DAT DEFENDING.
  6. Dr.Spaceman

    Sunderland

    He's too young for them, surely?
  7. Surely this is the best thing that could have happened to us? No new signings on show, same old shit.
  8. Dr.Spaceman

    Loïc Remy

    He's 28, man. Absolutely no re-sale value.
  9. Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Southampton Relegation: Crystal Palace, Sunderland, Watford Overachievers: Newcastle Underperformers: Man Utd Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Jack Grealish Season to Forget: Yohan Cabaye PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Jack Grealish Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Advocaat Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Siem De Jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: Usual 3rd, 4th round crap How will we do in the derby games?: Draw both Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Man City World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: 17th When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Never, they will stick with the cunt as he is 'one of their own' How many goals will Balotelli score this season: None in the Premier League How will De Jong get injured this season: Straining his wrist wanking
  10. He should stop doing exactly what we accuse the media of doing.
  11. Didn't expect it to be so one sided
  12. Dr.Spaceman

    Sunderland

    Brought in an Adolf type person.
  13. Wijnaldum! Wijnaldum! Wijnaldum! Baaah gawd!
  14. It's not the one who got her tits out, is it?
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