Dr.Spaceman

Am I missing something here? The commentator just said he was almost level.

Who would you replace Shitjew with?

Yes it's a RTG reference. Still think there are plenty of better ones to use. Wouldn't refer to any player as a "black c***" to take the p*ss out of John Terry. That's a class idea

Was just going to say that. I wouldn't think of this as a first team signing though.

Americans......intelligent.....

Way to fuck off one of your best players when you're struggling to survive in the league Sounds like something we'd do!

We need an overhaul of NUFC, not just the academy set-up iyam.

Second name on the teamsheet

That defending

Welbeck

http://gifrific.gifrific.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Tiger-Woods-fistpump-slow-motion.gif

It does seem familiar At least it wasn't floated to Williamson.

Bridcutt is average like.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Scocco

Ki off, Scocco on. Game over.

Bardsley hitting the deck now.

Whilst there is ZERO skill involved in this game, it's been quite an enjoyable watch.

West Ham are doing their best to give this away.

Yes, he is. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/232765/Brighton-1-Newcastle-0-Shear-bliss-for-Buckley i know it's a lolfest and that but what the fuck does it have to do with anything if he's a toon fan? Dunno, guess I was making reference to their shit luck with all the mag kernts they have signed over the past few years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMxtpbOCrI8

I like the guy, but this is a good one

Isn't Buckley a Newcastle fan

Would be canny for us to work with them even more and have a stream of decent kids on loan and prices to entice NUFC fans there. Could be a great partnership if they went up Edit: I know they knock £5 off a ticket atm. I mean something more perminent if they were in the league This is Mike Ashley and Newcastle...never that simple Exactly. There'd have to be something in it for MA, no way would he do it purely to help them out.

Mariappa would create zero chances in this "team" though.