Dr.Spaceman

We were laughing in our club when the third and fourth goals went in. Stuck the cricket on at the final whistle and it was forgotten about. These are people who have had season tickets, who have owned numerous replica tops and who have travelled Europe to watch Newcastle United. Fuck you Mike Ashley and fuck you Anal Pardew.

Thing is, figures have been low 40's before, and Ashley's still here.

Time to stick the cricket on and forget about football until August.

We are offensively bad.

We cant even counter attack by purely running straight at them

How the fuck are Southampton so much better than we are at literally everything?

We are nailed on for relegation next year. Soooo bad.

Clanger Mbiwa playing every fucker on-side.

Shocking defending.

Hardly the start that Richard Scudamore wanted.

hahahaha

A fooball gif :panic:

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/congratulations-to-celtic.897230/ Sicko.

Some Jew owns the land they were looking to build on, and is unwilling to budge, as they want to build a new park for the kids or some bullshit.

Boring 2-0 to them, with us not being in the game.

I'll take Spaco. Pronounce it however the fuck you like

That was fucking shit. Shit, shit, shit. Everton are so far ahead of us as a club, it's laughable.

0-1 Lookarkoo

There's about 0.5% chance he'd come here.

Hope they've been provided with shoddy scaffolding. "Hello, 999, how can I help?"

Downgraded to just 'footballer' now. Useless waste of oxygen, should be put down.

No thanks. Couldn't bear to watch that s**** celebration once every 7 weeks or so. Plus I wouldnt want an ex macko. Shay Given didn't turn out too bad. Givvo was canny.

I wouldn't be disappointed if we signed him, but in truth I'd much rather have Danny Ings or Jordan Rhodes.

Utter garbage.

I hope I hit my head in an accident and wake up forgetting about football. This is awful.