Dr.Spaceman

"Watcha doing? Hey Vern, where ya going?"

Either would have been better than what we got! However, I tend to agree with the OP. Saturday will tell. I won't be putting any money on us, that's for sure

Our player of the season has to be Gouffran. Special mentions to Debuchy, Remy and Mike 'Desailly' Williamson.

Fuck Colo, he hasn't shed blood for us and isn't a plastic mag who pretends he's from Shields and hates the mackems.

Just like watching Barca - Real if you think about it.

He's back to being Pardiola again, as oppose to being Fat Sam Pardyce last season.

Yeah, imagine if we won something, I think I'd have to take a few weeks off work!

No he doesn't.

That's almost as hypocritical as the whole Cisse-Wonga debacle.

1-0 win.

What the fuck...

I'm 26 years old and that is the most satisfying win I've ever known. Fuck the mackems, Europe or anything else, this tops the lot. Love it.

3 minutes from where?

Shitting myself here. This is monumental.

Is it a law that we can't win here?

Cisse.... Are you fucking kidding me?

Surely Vidic's tackle was reckless?

Im so fucking nervous now.

iPod Nani off, Louis Zaha on.

Nah, it was a steak bake.

Howay Fatem lad.

Anita got lucky there like. Don't get why it was harsh iyam.

Header Colo lad.

Hernandez the little cheating prick.

Fuck off Tiote man.