Dr.Spaceman

Random. You'd expect 20 year olds to be pushing for the first team...

Ethethethethetheth Newcastle player

Top button done up and pouting... http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shaking_head_breaking_bad.gif

God, you have no sense of humour. I see what you did there

Too many 'dad' jokes. Although I'm surprised nobody has mentioned us signing reuben noble-lazarus yet.

God forbid we played our best defensive midfielder. We're in the Championship, man. There's absolutely no need for a player like Tiote, it just makes things easier for the opposition when we need to put them to the sword and be done with it. As if we're talking about Cheick Tiote in 2016. As if you're still trolling on this forum in 2016.

Too many forrins

With that logic we should just go ahead and sign James Curtis, he's a free agent these days after leaving Gateshead.

This is glorious, he's not a bad player but can't defend for shit. He'll be useless under Fat Sam.

Hahaha their opinions will be doing a u-turn!

This coño signed yet?

What was this, a shiny panini or something?

The moron in the ticket office told me a few weeks before the first home game.

That's a stone waller

Jesus

Matt Ritchie.

The nut on Meyler and the shove on the linesman are just shit you should never see.

Cult of Personality.

Literally would give zero fucks if he never played for us again.

I'm in the wrong Gallowgate corner, but hope this works. A great atmosphere is definitely worth a few points over the season. The likes of Burton will shit their pants.

Good sale for all concerned. Still love the guy. Legend.

He is going to be involved in another relegation scrap, no doubt about it. Fuck him, move on.

I don't think we'll see all 3 at the same time, it's horses for courses.

Yes! Gerrin'! Fuck off.

When he gets here does Rafa have to say "But you're black...."