Dr.Spaceman

Idrissa Sylla... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/08/11/newcastle-united-in-hunt-for-anderlecht-striker-idrissa-sylla/?

WTF happened in the villa game? They were looking like hitting 3 or 4 past them in the first 25 minutes, Luton looked like a pub team

Luton have been awful as well

We already have imo.

Would take 3 million for him, legitimately

Offer them 3 million for Giroud, he hasn't scored in a few weeks and didn't track back once upon a time.

I'm glad he pointed out what my mindset is supposed to be. Knew I was wrong to be cautiously optimistic.

That Your point being?

He's exactly the kind of goal scoring superstar hero that we need.

Is there a way of hiding threads?

Two handballs, howay man

Don't worry lads, we're a new side and we need to 'gel'...

No they don't, they're just better than us.

Why did I get a season ticket again?

This is aids

We've been shite here mind.

Sissoko is acting like a child whose mother won't go down to Tesco at midnight to pick up FIFA on release. Fuck him.

He's going to dominate games if so.

Get two birds stoned at once.

Apparently he's rejected Hull's offer. They're down to 12 fit senior players after he leaves

He's better than Colback, Anita and Tiote, though. All that matters. Does he play in the same position? I always assumed he was a midfield anchor man when he was playing for Allardyce, but now there are suggestions he's an attacking midfielder. He's an AM who is really good at hide and seek but will score a screamer every 5/6 games.

Seriously, don't get too excited by this transfer. He's not that good and is about to have a second straight season in the Championship for that very reason.