I once heard a bloke on Fawcett St on his mobile "Hi Steyvun, it's Peytar..." just as I stepped out of Shatwest. God I hated going to uni in the Rat Pit.
What an example that would be.
"Here kids, what you really want to do is have no morals and just be in it for the money. Also, pretending you're deeply religious might help as well."