Dr.Spaceman

What a shit match.

3-2, Demba, do it.

He's a cricketer as well? I want to be him

Why the fuck would we start with Obertan? Sammy or Shane Ferguson please.

Good old Marty!

Told a mackem at my old workplace that he'd be red inj for a lot of the time and he applied his mackem logic to it "show me the facts, nah, not them ones, check these ones out"

Same, always feels like an anti-climax. Also I'm a fidgety bastard at the best of times and sitting down at something with an atmosphere like a match or gig is a struggle for me. Same, my leg vibrates for the entire match and there's not a thing I can do about it.

Chelsea are just being butthurt iyam.

Should be sold in January.

Jose

/smb

Michael Kightly you useless turd.

Stoke. Wilson got stretchered off just after half time

"Aston Villa were excellent to watch on the counter-attack under O'Neill." Were they?

They are just hoofing it now, clueless, don't think I've seen Fletcher touch it in 15 minutes.

Dean Whitehead with a shocking tackle on Seb Larsson, to which the Stoke fans started chanting 'Deano, Deano, Deano' Horrible, horrible cunts.

Barca finally signed James Perch?

He could have worn tighter kegs.

My favourite all time NUFC player, truly one of the greatest players myself and English football has ever seen.

Aye, and not on 20 minutes every 2 weeks.

Jonas.

Perchy should play centre mid until Douchebag comes back from his ban.

His first touch is really good, just makes the odd wrong decision, very, very promising though.

Jérémie Aliadière