Dr.Spaceman

Great goal, really like Cazorla and Podolski.

Jenkinson

Raheem Sterling makes a 2 yard pass and Anfield stands to applaud in unison

Suarez is such a diving cunt.

Nice first touch.

Honda please.

Aah, of course, cheers.

What was the applause for at the start of the game? Had Obertan managed to put his own boots on?

Shit. Sell.

I didn't realize Leeds were in it this year.

http://i.imgur.com/JqrBv.gif

Harry Redknapp's going to be West Ham manager soon, apparently.

Dempsey.

I thought he was poor, it doesn't matter why, he's barely been here 2 weeks. He'll come good man, he's showed glimpses.

Definite pen, poor challenge.

x 100

What's Nolan got to complain about there?

Cheating bastard Tomkins.

Was it going wide?

Cannot believe he is still playing in this league, he was awful last 2 seasons.

Swansea are making some forward passes, what's going on?

Predicted it 15 minutes ago

Let's have a look at Amalfitano please.

Holy shit