Dr.Spaceman

Derek - Answer the cunt you daft bastard.

What was the Sunderland team? How the fuck did they lose to Gateshead

The kit doesn't look that bad does it?

If the situation is as John Gibson says it is, then how the fuck does Llambias get away with those blatant lies about 2 bids over £100m having been made? And also, why the fuck would you lie like that? What a dick.

Mock the week was AMAZING.

I thought it was spelt 'lyk'?

Imagine if he went to another championship team and got them promoted though. Fine by me, as long as we were to join them!

I'd like it to be someone other than Shearer, so that he could go to another club if he really wants to be a manager. It would make watching that particular club as interesting as like watching a porno involving Kate Garraway and Andrew Castle on the GMTV sofa.

He's in a critical condition at this present time in hospital. What a fucking nightmare.

During puberty Is that the only way of being 99% sure?

Kanu is about 37 iirc.

Arshavin isn't a bad player by any means, but to go that far is taking the piss.

Oh, it's like that is it? Well hold on while I fmop (fix my own post)

How can you all be sure Ashley is doing anything at all? I thought he put it all in the hands of his lackeys.

Football is shit compared to what it used to be. Bring back the early to mid 90's please.

Absolute shocker. And to think he's ginger as well. Get well soon big fella.

Booing him will do fuck all. Why make us look like mongs?

Nope. It was partly their shit performances which took us down.

Depends on wether Bellamy, Dyer and N'Zogbia fancied it.

Haven't bothered to read the thread, simply because he's got nothing to walk from. He isn't our manager.

That Shola photo is amazing!

Whats this about Vialli? LOL

4am forever.

I want the best man to manage us, and the best man to own us. Not much really

Even though two bids over the magic £100m have been made, is this still going to take months to complete? I predict we'll sign Brett Emerton before any takeover is finalised.