Dr.Spaceman

IM OFF TO HAVE A NILE RANGER BASED POWER WANK.

RANGER! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Fucking Nicky Butt.

If Nicky Butt plays we will not win. He's fucking horrendous.

Proper playground stuff when your comparing attendances to games. Theres a million and one different factors as to why certain teams take more or less than other teams, and in the grand scheme of things, does it matter how many fans you take to fucking Barnsley?

2-2 at Stamford Bridge. Wonder who Le Tiss wants to win that one after that scream...

Get in Carson!

As long as he doesn't go to the world cup I really don't care how many he scores.

HAHA, get in Blackpool!

Fuck the east stand. I fucking hated sitting there. Rather not go to the game and sit in the house with Football Manager and Mick Lowes to keep me company.

He's not a mackem, just a WUM who sort of knew Carroll.

Thats basically what I was told word for word.

Take your pick. Both are as idiotic as each other.

Of course. He's a footballer, and all footballers are innocent.

One of the posters on that Burnley site hit the nail on the head when he said a year in the championship with us would have done wonders for Edgar, and that he must be regretting his decision to leave, considering that he hasn't even been considered for the bench, never mind the starting 11.

Doubt it will hit the media. I bet he gets a mysterious injury in training or something.

Just gonna leave it there before I get into any trouble. Watch this space.

Not going to go into specifics but it involves a glass and someones elses face.

Silly boy.

Jose Enrique at 6 Million was a bargain btw.

Class prediction.

Nah, but we'd have won a penalty for our troubles.

Aye, wtf's all that about

Does that Watford forum registration come with a pint of bitter?

Jose's jose-ness.