Dr.Spaceman

How's he not been cancelled yet? He's abhorrent.

I am desperate for us to bring in a championship player who turns out to be really good. Frustrating seeing other clubs sign seemingly average players for 10-20 million who end up really good and being valued more than double a year later. The number we've monitored and subsequently missed over the years is staggering. Whittaker looks like the next one...

Locked my phone and threw it on the table as soon as I read that Joelinton slander earlier. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought it was absurd.

On a difficult pitch?

It's just never a red card. Never has been and never will be. The handball was 50/50 and they should have stayed with the on-field decision.

Imagine if he crossed the Tyne Bridge and had sight of Jackson Street though

Yep, Neto made a lot more saves than Pope

Neto has had to make a lot of saves in this second half

What a fucking save

AYE, LETS SELL BARNES

Attacking as we've ever been now. Got to create something here.

Christ almighty, we look utter wank at times here

How is it not 2-0...

Has he been sacked already

Krafth makes himself as small as possible when trying to block crosses

What a block by Burn

Oh what a surprise, Longstaff goes down and gets nowt for it.

And it looks like we've got a wish.com AG out there.

That was fucking shite. Can't string 3 passes together when we're moving forward, hoofing it too much, no outlet for our CM's when they have it moving forward, clowning around at the back with lesser players like Krafth in there. Just a few things to sort out.

No way, Longstaff and Joelinton have had their fair share of it too

Tripps

Nothing is working.

How did we have two players closing the cross down but neither of them did a fucking thing