Dr.Spaceman

I reckon we're stuck with Dubs (originally wanted Trafford to replace but couldn't shift him) and never wanted Vlachodimos. Ruddy was brought in as a slightly better Gillespie, but ultimately another version of him (someone who's going to train but never play)

We're never signing a good backup goalkeeper when we're signing a central defender for an insane fee and have zero purples at RW.

Not sure we need to add another GK to this list...

The feeeeeeewm. They definitely shouldn't hope to draw each other in the third round of the FA Cup either...

Aye, we're desperate for another keeper.

Absolutely, but I doubt it's up to them. A season plodding around mid table (at best) in the Championship or a crack at the PL where you've got a real chance of making a bit of a name for yourself and establishing yourself as a decent option for a club in the lower half of the table, likely doubling your wage in the process? Tough one, that.

Remember reading that West Ham fans were pissed off when they lost him, seemed to be highly rated 3/4 years ago. Shame if he's not even good enough for the Championship.

My god, I hope that Jack Clarke transfer happens

Yep, I thought that too. Wouldn't have been against us going for him, I just guess he wanted more a role in the first team than was being offered.

"It cannot be......that guy who's just had a very average season for Swansea"

He's a bit too much of a klutz for the CL imo. Not a bad player for a mid table PL club but I don't see him doing much else. Only scored 22 goals for Palace in 80 odd appearances ffs, pipe down Jean Philippe

You'd think we were due a decent points deduction the way some of our critical thinkers are going on

Why? Eddie's done okay with Callum Wilson thus far when he's been available.

Yep, we're clearly not as useless as some would like you to believe.

I doubt they're analysing what Harry Winks and Son are chatting about though

All these freaks talking into their hands, man. Nobody gives a fuck what you're saying to your mate.

The guy appears to be a complete empty head doesn't he

Oh dear, I hope the fella is alright

It's weird with them, no matter who the manager is or who they've got on the pitch the same thing seems to keep happening.

Spurs look absolutely shell shocked here.

Where's he gone?

It'll cover what, Osula's fee with a bit change. Better than a kick in the balls.

If he fancied it at a decent wage, absolutely 100%. If he wants somewhere close to what he's getting at Barca then it's a complete non-starter.

Aye, that's exactly what I meant...