bowlingcrofty

Believe it or not I know that lad. He's @mackemmarj on Twitter, and fact of the day is that he's a former employee of Newcastle United - he used to work in the Monument Mall club shop!

Or 'Mameobi' if you will

I'd like to think it was our little LeonBestIsMint campaign that made him what he is. I'd like to think that, anyway.

He's no Craig Gardner, man. Gardner 1-0 Cabaye. Sunderland 0-1 Ryan Taylor.

Leg fell off. Title update??!!?!?!?!

I'd go with: Krul Simpson S.Taylor Coloccini Ferguson Marveaux Cabaye Tiote Gutierrez Best Ba Subs: Elliott, R. Taylor, Gosling, Sammy, Obertan, Ben Arfa, Messi. Only chance we have of a cup in the forseeable future. Should be going all out to win it.

There's a generation of people who didn't see Shearer in his pomp and base their opinions of his footballing ability on his punditry. That is the only possible reason I can think for anyone to make some of the statements they're making about The Great Man

Saw him with Niall Quinn enjoying a special brew in central station earlier. The had two huge golf bags with them. Nice to know they're working hard with their team in crisis

Bendtner was in Newcastle today in H&M apparently

And me And me Shit sorry lads didn't realise there aws a whole contingent of N-O there And me. FYP And Tall Striker/NSG

And me And me

If the kids are United was played.

Odd isn't it - the generation that grew up going to games and standing up want to sit, and the generation that grew up sitting down want to stand

If that's true, then I assume they'll be returned 1/19th of their ST cost.......which they'll then use to buy an individual match ticket elsewhere in the ground.

It pisses me off, but it's not 'history' as such. It's become iconic but it's only 18 year old man!

"Sit down and behave yourself" sang many, many times to opposition fans. The irony now is rancid

Our squad compromises of: One decent full back Only 2 fit CB's Shitloads of midfielders (who have probably got the highest chance of inflating future sales) No decent strikers. Brilliant.

If you watch the free video on .co.uk with the new signings, you can see wires hanging down from the sign as if it's coming down.

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Did he get a Champions League winner's medal when they won it?! Means nowt man, Stephane Gui'varch had a World Cup winners medal and he was worse than the apocalypse. Gui'varch man Guivarc'h, tbh. G'u'i'v'a'r'c'h? 'N'a'r'.

Did he get a Champions League winner's medal when they won it?! Means nowt man, Stephane Gui'varch had a World Cup winners medal and he was worse than the apocalypse. Gui'varch man Guivarc'h, tbh.

Simpson becomes by far the weakest link in the team there. The sensible option would be to get Pieters as well and play him LB, Santon RB The NUFC option will be to plough ahead with Simpson for the next year or two until he asks for an improved contract, then sell him.

We're signing a player: Quick! Everyone let's do our best XI's!