bowlingcrofty

"Sit down and behave yourself" sang many, many times to opposition fans. The irony now is rancid

Our squad compromises of: One decent full back Only 2 fit CB's Shitloads of midfielders (who have probably got the highest chance of inflating future sales) No decent strikers. Brilliant.

If you watch the free video on .co.uk with the new signings, you can see wires hanging down from the sign as if it's coming down.

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal1/orly_owl.jpg

Did he get a Champions League winner's medal when they won it?! Means nowt man, Stephane Gui'varch had a World Cup winners medal and he was worse than the apocalypse. Gui'varch man Guivarc'h, tbh. G'u'i'v'a'r'c'h? 'N'a'r'.

Did he get a Champions League winner's medal when they won it?! Means nowt man, Stephane Gui'varch had a World Cup winners medal and he was worse than the apocalypse. Gui'varch man Guivarc'h, tbh.

Simpson becomes by far the weakest link in the team there. The sensible option would be to get Pieters as well and play him LB, Santon RB The NUFC option will be to plough ahead with Simpson for the next year or two until he asks for an improved contract, then sell him.

We're signing a player: Quick! Everyone let's do our best XI's!

Taxi Cab? Aye!

what and miss out on the "fun" of deadline day Nah, then we can purely concentrate on worrying about who we're selling.

Not signing him and Maiga on July 1st saves us maybe 500k in wages? Improving financial position

Cracking signing, shame we couldn't get this lad AND pieters.

Has he also been booked twice? Or did he not get a card against WBA? No yellows in WBA game

Screenshot? Aye, but wipe the off it first.

He wont be, but should be out of the team to Taylor. They're equally as bad defenders, but at least Taylor offers us a goal threat. Having Jonas in front of Santon on the left allows him Santon to push forward more too, as Jonas is better at tracking back to help out than anyone we have playing on the right.

In his last 50 minutes on the pitch, we've conceded 4 vs WBA and Fulham and scored 1, an own goal.

Aye, the concept of a conference call to discuss terms hasn't reached Milan yet.....

He's the sort of player you need in your squad as a 4th choice striker, behind 3 other, better, strikers. We now just need to get the three better strikers.

What about "Reports: Davide Santon expected to go to the airport, get on a plane, fly to Newcastle, claim his baggage, get into a car, travel to St James Park, undergo a medical, enter the negotiation room, agree terms and sign a deal only for us to withdraw our offer when he asks for a Greggs pasty as his signing on fee"?

"Never heard of him. He could be the worst player on the planet, but as soon as he runs out for those fuckers he will turn into Messi"

Having youtubed this fella. I can honestly say he's our best signing since Nacho Gonzalez.

SSN sources

Thinking

Wasn't he loaned out last year? So not beyond the realms of possibility they want to get some dosh in for him.