bowlingcrofty

The Mackem corner flag collector wandering around the pitch at half time gloating about the Mackems winning 1-0, then throwing a huff at full time when we'd won 4-1 and was getting 'sacked in the morning' sung at him. That was probably the best part of that entire day. Pure Mackem meltdown.

Aye - bit of an odd choice I agree but I loved the bloke and thought he played some of his best stuff under Robson when he played alongside Speed for those couple of years. He was fantastic then.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE Woodgate 2) BEST MIDFIELDER Rob Lee 3) BEST STRIKER Shearer 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER Shearer 5) BEST MANAGER Sir Bobby 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER Jean-Alain Boumsong 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... Anelka 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Aaron Hughes 9) BEST HOME GAME 4-3 v Man Utd 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME Cardiff in the semi for atmosphere 11) WORST GAME Liverpool 1-5 12) BEST GOAL SCORED Shearer volley v Everton/Robert volley v Spurs 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED Any that the Mackems scored 15) BEST HAIRCUT Coloccini 16) WORST HAIRCUT Coloccini 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER Smudger, what a boy 18) UGLIEST PLAYER Coloccini 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER Bellamy 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE Given, Beye, Jose, Woodgate, Hughes, Robert, Speed, Lee, Solano, Bellamy, Shearer 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL More shite 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE Should have removed SBR at the end of the previous season and brought in someone with a whole pre-season to prepare for the next

Hoy me doon for a game

We used to sing "Duff, Duff will tear you apart...again". It was ironic of course.

I'd like to formally announce my interest at signing for Manchester United should they happen to be interested in me. Regards, Crofty

"My team-mates have been calling me Nil Ranger, so I had to put one away" - classic

It's like the past three years hasn't happened!!!

Hope we win this one for mattypnufc. I broke my 3-year away day hoodoo last night, time for him to break his.

If Harper is a pub goalie, find me that pub.

I love this fella, fast becoming my favourite Toon player these days. So composed, loads of upper body strength and very good going forward. Hope we can hang on to him.

Jonas was excellent last night and has upped his game in the last few weeks, hope it continues.

Atmosphere was very, very poor last night. I suppose a freezing Wednesday night in Coventry isn't exactly the type of thing to get the blood pumping. We were poor, Coventry worse and we did what was required. Chuffed to say I was there to see Jonas and Ranger score this season. If I see Smith score I may just pass out. A note, btw, to say that I was impressed with Jonas and Jose last night, they were the best of the bunch. Simpson was worryingly poor and Butt was shite but on the whole, we were relatively comfortable.

Harewood is shite though, as has been proved since he came here.

How do you make out hes shit?Who many times have you seen him play?? Followed PSG for donkeys years, watch as many of their games as I can get access to... What is it about his game you don't like? He reminds me of a deflating balloon, flies around the pitch aimlessly, drifts in and out of games, not particularly clever without the ball. He'll do a job because pace scares people at this level but I would hate to rely on him to pull us through games because he won't.

How do you make out hes shit?Who many times have you seen him play?? Followed PSG for donkeys years, watch as many of their games as I can get access to...

I still maintain that he is shite, just everyone else in the division is marginally more shite, hence he looks good.

I'll be there, so have no doubt, anyone, that we will get twatted.

Pancrate!! Fuck me, I know shit all about football. Either that or I horrifically overrate the Championship.

Souness - falling out with anyone with a bit of flair and ability and replacing them with shite, costing us our position in the top echelons and leading to Roeder, Allardyce and eventually relegation

With excitement... He was very average but scored two important goals and I will quite happily give him credit for that. Doesn't change my opinion of him like

Marlon!

I absolutely tremble with despair sometimes

Jonas man FUCK OFF