Chrisjraby

Anyone actually want to put a tackle in today? Fucking hell

Hibbert flicks it past Ben Arfa, are we in the twilight zone?

Was it Wraith who had the picture of himself with a phone trying to claim Andy Carroll had text him? Seems like a bit of a tit to be honest!

I don't think I've ever seen Darren Bent win this many headers, ever. This is embarrassing so far, we desperately need to start getting the ball on the floor and use the width.

Fucks sake man

If he genuinely wanted to come here and everything was done and dusted bar the extra £1 million/euros (or whatever the difference was in price) then we've really dropped the ball here.

I just think we're going to get left behind at this rate, even fucking Everton are making more signings than us, Everton! We must be the only club that get into a European competition and end up with more players leaving than joining, ridiculous.

Don't worry, we're getting Babayaro on a 1 year deal finalised as we speak...

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11813/8036384/Lille-reject-Debuchy-talk

Cometh the hour, Cometh the Mathieu!

Commentators need to do their research, if he thinks Coloccini conceded the penalty against Chelsea he needs his fucking head sorted!

Commentator just said Coloccini to left back...

Can we not pay Simpson off to get injured as well to help us get Debuchy in?! Every other full back is going down

Not if it's going to cost us 80k a week for a third choice striker

More like CHUMPinho

We have to pressure this keeper man

How to kill any attacking move - pass it to Simpson

"Sports Direct now available in Greece" advertising boards, the crafty cockney fucker!

1 min 50 odd and Simpson already boots it out for a throw in, howay man.

How the fuck that guy gets paid to write shit like that is beyond me; and he wonders why he gets abuse all the time...

Given the style we played, or tried to play, against Spurs at the weekend, is anyone surprised we'd be going back for Carroll?!

Tony Hibbert showing Simpson how to play full back tonight!

Certainly did mate! He did also go on to say later that he is a "footballer" and only has "one career and one life", as well as saying the move to Man Utd was purely football based as his wages were "significantly decreased". The even more dreadful news was that he wants to "stay in the game" after retiring, so we've probably got years of his failed managerial career followed by terrible punditry to come! Sound familiar?

My favourite bit was when he was mentioned how he's as "loyal as they come" and reeled off a load of family members that he was loyal to . We don't give a fuck about your family, surprisingly enough, we were paying your fucking extortionate wages for an extended period of time and all we wanted was for you to show us some loyalty and actually pull your fucking finger out on and off the pitch. Completely odious little cunt; thinks the footballing world owes him something because of his name. Would be ecstatic to see him have to retire because nobody will bend over backwards to his demands. In conclusion, cunt.

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