Chrisjraby

Two players on Krul there and neither of them even went for the ball... "The Beautiful Game" indeed...

Commentators on top form already, fucking embarrassing!

I ended up stopping at Wetherby services on my way back from the game Saturday and was absolutely fucking appauled by the Scumderland fans there. I saw one guy in a Toon shirt get set upon by a group of them and even punched in the face (we turned up just as it had kicked off so I didn't see/hear what caused it) while one (who was probably in his late 40's) shouted "I'll fookin' keel ya!". Every Toon fan that went in the services was abused by a group of 5-6 pre-pubescent, knuckle-dragging lads that seemed to congregate by the entrance, which I really appreciated when I was there with just my other half. Every one of them was a fucking embarrassment to their club.

Good job we've got two Ameobis then!

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newcastle-vs-Wigan-team-news-Toon-close-to-full-strength-and-Hugo-Rodallega-to-return-for-Latics-article817230.html Coloccini potentially out and Rodallega back, would be bad news if so. Who would actually play CB if Coloccini was out? I presume we'd move play Santon there?

Papiss Cisse would definitely be my choice out of the above; the German league is more physical than the French so he would take less adapting to the premiership, and he also has a good goalscoring record in both leagues! All that aside though, one of his middle names is Rodney, so i'm already sold on him!

Would prefer for a new striker to have a more prolific goalscoring record but he is young I guess!

For those interested, the translated text from the L'Equipe article says:

This is the first home game i'm managing to get to this season so hoping for a big win!

Went some way to making up for it with that brilliant block in the second half

Great goal, still shite

A poor pass to Cabaye leaving him in trouble, and a lapse in concentration from Saylor, and all our good work is undone...

Danny Simpson's "lofted" passes are a total waste of possession, can we not teach him to put a bit more pace and a bit less height on them if he's going to punt it?

Best's anticipation so far today has been terrible!

Looks like Modric is moving in-field allowing Assou-Ekotto to bomb down the left, we need Obertan to exploit this space whenever possible!

Was in Rome on holiday a few weeks ago and went to watch Roma Siena while I was there; if Boriello plays at the standard he did in that game every week, we DEFINITELY shouldn't be considering it, he was rubbish!

Just imagine how fucked we'd be now if that fucking scummer Bardsley had broken Colo's leg with that shocking tackle in the derby game!

I don't have much faith in him, but as soon as he went down and the commentator said about Perch being a "capable replacement" my heart absolutely sunk!

I guess this shows we only keep Raylor on the pitch in case we get a free kick!

Is this the same Tiote as last season?

We're not winning the first or second balls here, absolutely fucking amateurish

When will we realise that Krul booting the ball up the middle isn't working? Get some fucking width man.

Derry is nothing but a filthy cunt, will fit in well in the premier league!

Cabaye could teach Raylor a thing or two about long passes

We really need to fucking up our game in the second half!