Chrisjraby

Not enough for this shit

Definitely going to end up as an N'Zogbia-esque transfer in the end

Can't believe they released Enrique and kept Moreno

Hope none of you put bets on us winning the league

Championship referees seem on some shit

Fuck off Gayle + get in

Richie seemingly having to do it all himself

Sounds as if Lascelles has been fucking dreadful, and amazingly, I've not heard Dummett's name mentioned once...

Who's our next messiah?

52,000 poor bastards wasting their money on this shitshow

Fuck football

Looking forward to Schteve's analysis

Incredible

Aluko is their only threat yet we keep giving him so much room

Incredible that's not fucking given, unreal

Three players that should be nothing more than squad depth, how we haven't signed an actual left back by now I'll never know.

Has Dummett actually passed forwards yet?

It's amazing he still stands out as being shite in a lower league

Well this is shite .

Has someone drugged Rafa?

What an incredibly odd lineup

Really hope this pre-season hasn't been a massive anti-climax and we get battered . Nice win and clean sheet would be too much to ask right?

Not sure why but I keep reading "Portland" as "Poundland" in the title

This cunt been sold yet?