Chrisjraby

Gerrard MOTM, what a fucking joke

"Hauled off"

Forgot that little cunt was still alive, looks like I'm putting the game on mute today then

How did this thread ever leave the first page

Remy to thank once again

Santon's passing has been absolutely atrocious today

Can't understand how we can't perform for more than 45 minutes

Has Cisse got his fucking laces tied together in this game?!

Looks like the old 4-5------1 for the rest of the game then

So Ben Arfa on to the right and Gouffran moving left was obviously too stupid an idea then...?!

Ah Jonas, now there's a player we'd forgotten

We've looked fucking awful for the majority of the second half, need to bring on some fresh legs

Guess that stops us bringing Ben Arfa on now

Fucking Odemwingie, always seems to score against us

Williamson always looks so worried whenever he gets the ball, needs to calm himself down and just look for a pass rather than just hoofing it every time

Good play until it got to Cisse

Krul playing like he has literally no confidence at the moment

This is going to be painful to watch

Pardew dropping Ben Arfa would rival Gullit dropping Shearer in terms of idiocy; if it happens, with any luck, it'll end the same way it did for Gullit*! *as long as JFK doesn't take over!

Santon's free kicks are too shit to even put into words, much like our performance

Do we have anything in our locker other than a fucking long ball man?

A team with Baines and Lukaku, what we need to be doing is giving needless free kicks away outside the box like...

So fucking easy man

Even Gareth "Sideways" Barry manages to pass forward against us

Don't panic lads, Kinnear is scouting from above!