morla84

Count me ub

Dunno

Send him here olz

Is it real?

Will be as comfortable as spoon7bf a piss stained badger

Looking goor squire x

So he doesn't get paid 40k a week in cash and keep it in his tracky b's? Or was he just mugging the poor lads off? Least he coulda done was let them jump in his car, give them a lift home, iron their pyjamas and then tuck them in bed. They are personally paying his wages with rolled up twenties ffs! Sooner these players wake up and realise we own their souls the better. Wouldn't have happened under rafa

Nine

He really isn't. He's just thoroughly unimpressed by everything, everything was better in his day, everyone is a w***** to him. He's a miserable, dour prick that never really adds much but abuse, criticism and negativity. The man is deranged. He makes Souness seem like Jimmy Bullard in comparison. Hopefully they get Keane and souness in the same studio on sunday and everything within a 500 yard radius implodes into a cloud of misery and discontent. Even better if the owner is there ?

Came off McBoatfaces starboard bow

Last thing we need is another idiot turning up with a bag full of tactics and no British pashun

Any point in linesmen any more?

Wouldn't be surprised if one of the big clubs snapped up guendouzi soon. Very mature for a young boy

Tactics shmactics, loada nonsense

Scotty McBoatface

Has anything happened yet?

Least the commentary team are having fun. Tyler cracking his shit jokes and Neville knocking out his weird noises, ooohhhooohhhhmmmm

Knew it would be dull after all the build up. Shame theres no real big rivalries in the league any more.

Personally I'm not surprised there wasnt more rage shown, first time I can ever remember being on the wrong side of a drubbing and not feeling angry or down. Spent the best part of 15 years being furious and dont feel anything any more other than taking the piss

Thought training had been cancelled

Went from Danish boy band member to benwell charva and now spends his days hanging around parks with a bottle of white lightning. Sad stuff.

Sick of seeing people say Bruce is not to blame. Yes Mike Ashley is the main culprit, but if I blagged a job that I was severely incompetent at for a hefty wedge of cash, I wouldn't expect to pass all the blame onto the guy that hired me.

Cancelled the day off after Norwich, told the players not to come in today this time. Making it up as he goes along, such a buffoon.

Back to basics = cancel the day off tomorrow and have the lads do double running instead

She’s fine, came up to cuddle me straight away. Pleased to hear it, taking it out on the people we love is exactly what Ashley wants