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Still convinced getting relegated is all part of Ashley's cover story for filtering cash out the club and dodging bad publicity for a while. Step 1: Hire a goon to ensure relegation Step 2: Let the club appear to spend a decent chunk of it's own cash and give an interview pretending to give a shit (offset by sales made earlier but the media and rest of the country will forget that) Step 3: Get relegated Step 4: Put more of the clubs own money back in as a 'loan' to look like a saint who bailed the club out and ensure we bounce straight back Step 5: Sit back and filter out as much cash as possible in the way of loan repayments (in case anyone checks the accounts) while the club fumbles about in mid table for a few years, before the fan unrest and media focus intensifies and then start the cycle again. Explains Kinnear, McClaren and Bruce.

Got a crush on him like?

Just noticed the current beef on Twitter, his old manager nicked for dealing drugs so hes split Kong events and joined new management. Now Kong are trying to hold him to events which had been booked. No doubt end up in court. Doesnt help himself like!

Anyone else strangely turned on by this? Reminds me of an old dinner lady I used to know ? Mrs. Bruce's Boys.. Hands off fam, she's mine!

Anyone else strangely turned on by this? Reminds me of an old dinner lady I used to know ?

Depressing how easy it is to put a promising club together man

The big coaching shake up has worked wonders then, makes beardo look like Guardiola

Could have signed ronny and wesley for the same price as Joe (not factoring wages)

Unpopular opinion: Michael Kean isn't good enough

Pretty sure Bruce wont outsmart podgey tino

Free hit used on fantasy to fill the team with spurs players ? kane captain, can see moura bagging too. Learned my lesson after fighting off the urge to put pukki in as captain last game

Sydney FC v Newcastle Jets in 2012 Sat in the away end when backpacking in oz, I was gutted to be missing the one decent season we've had in years back home. Jets were wearing black and white stripes and won 5-2. I was pretending to myself it was the oz version of the wearside derby, with Sydney and Newcastle being near each other

Anyone know kb's whereabouts when chez tweedy was framed for chinning that toilet attendant?

It was a penalty to Paul Pogba FC, of course he took it theres no one else on his team

Haven't even watched motd yet so far this season

Martial laying down the law with a nice finish

Could spoiler the quotes in the first post, just a suggestion folks

Surely they could use the electronic advertisement hoardings to send a message to the fans of what is being reviewed and show what the official is seeing on the big screen, put a limit on the review time and ask everyone to sit in their seats for 5 mins after a goal before its approved?

Strange how the lad hasnt tweeted to deny the rumours he likes a knob of bum butter on his toast tho. Didn't realise his name was Brian neither, doesnt look like a Brian imo

Biggest scandal since that big ref ran away for liking canines a little bit too much

Bruce is convinced his players are Premier League level, but when asked why they have failed to deliver so far, the former Aston Villa boss said: “If I knew the answer to that I would have changed something." Openly admitting he hasn't got a clue what he's doing

Live footage of Ashley and Bruce before he was appointed:

These things happen when you hire a wonky jacket tatey as head couch

Head of security I think rather than chauffeur

Have you ever heard him talking about the high press? He probably thinks it's a premium level of dry cleaning. Exactly my point young squire ?