MirrorFootball @MirrorFootball
Al Fayed not in his seat. Probably looking for the power cut culprit. He's no doubt expecting to find Prince Phillip and a pair of shears
Danny Baker @prodnose
Fulham's floodlights outed momentarily. This used to mean, in a nearby institution, someone had just gone to the electric chair. #Benitez
You'll be alright, mate!
Got the only result that matters right, as far as I'm concerned
[Can I have extra points please, lads? ]
4............
[you can if I can for getting mackem loss right 100%]
BBC Sport @BBCSport
Chelsea interim boss Rafael Benitez: "I could see a red card that was not shown to Coloccini. Ba received a broken nose, it is bleeding
because its nearing the point where he can't just automatically say Ashley Cole best left back in the world and he's worried he may actually have to think before he speaks