jdckelly

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Chelsea-midfielder-Yossi-Benayoun-could-be-offered-Tottenham-part-exchange-Luka-Modric-but-also-target-for-Newcastle-article783568.html

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Stoke-in-talks-sign-Joey-Barton-on-free-transfer-from-Newcastle-ready-pay-him-60k-per-week-article783598.html

more or less this

had the injury since the Germany tour

He hasn't figured in their pre-season games has he? Nor has Cesc? Cesc definatly not, think Nasri has but was left behind for their last one in Portugal

other than we're Newcastle and things are never that easy

That's a canny idea! is wenger feeling well?

Look at your profile pic, then think again I regard Bendtner as the white Ameobi without Sholas loveability factor

I know we're not great but we're not so desperate as to regard Bedtner as a good signing yet are we?

Gordon really? Don't rate him in the slightest (or O'Shea at cb)

would he not be with the Denmark national side?

ditto

How good is your usual betting record? Just to know whether to get nervous or not... pretty god damn awful

not sure why but got the feeling the entire weekends premier league schedule will be cancelled obviously including this

I think Bates would rather we pay them for the privilege of letting them loan Smith, arrogant little tosser. Actually I'm more of the thinking the whole "lets go for Smith!" was a PR exercise fully knowing we'd actually want them to pay some of the wages which he wouldn't and has this nice convenient excuse at the ready.

always likely

apparently they also want SWP, these aren't exactly cheap wage signings they're making (nor for the most part terribly impressive)

So if Crouch goes, will Spurs also be looking to ship out any of your other forwards KD? Yes mate. Keane will be gone and 1 or maybe 2 of Defoe, Crouch and Pav imo. Do wonder where Keane will end up, he says he doesn't want to drop down to champ but can't see what prem team would have him

you honestly thought we'd ever see the back of him?

He's played right wing a lot for them a lot. he's also played up front for them a lot and after playing nearly 100 games for them he's scored only 22 and looked crap most of the time would not be a good signing in my book

where does the idea that Bendtner could do really well come from, he's not prolific for a side which creates a shit load of chances in Arsenal how is going to a side which creates far less going to make him better

ugh Bendtner

nope

Rotherham beating Leicester and Derby losing to Shrewsbury

sticking this in here for now garbosj Ian McGarry Inter and #MUFC have reportedly agreed a fee of £33m for Wesley Sneijder. Player's representatives negotiating personal terms.