Anderson

Based on the address and the car, he's clearly not skint, so fuck knows what the apprenticeship stuff is all about.

Fucking hell!

£22m seems ridiculously lowball, like one of our fake deadline days bids in times gone by.

Eh, no worse than Gordon's situation before joining. I'd be sick of my life at Wolves n'all if I was half decent. Big Joe & Bruno would get him in-line.

You'll do for me, bonny lad.

Lifting choice for a 12:30 KO. Wish they'd do away with them FFS.

Fuck me these 2 are insufferable, he's clearly caught him in eye which is why he's gone down FFS.

FFS, minute too late.

Just seen this. Arteta copping load of flak for signing too many defensive players and not strengthening the attack... another £50m DM will do the trick.

Is the fit in-line with all this season's tops then?

He's nee Jacob Murphy.

Thank fuck for that!

Anyone having any joy on Sky app? Just showing Liverpool's game when I click into ours.

Have to feel for him like, this season's probably brought about not only the end of his Newcastle career, but brought into question his entire career (at least in the top flight). Best he can probably hope for is accepting a bit part role as a third choice or some sort of pay as you play for team at the bottom.