Anderson

Imagine how bored he'd get at Celtic, man. Don't think there's a manager less suited to a role like that.

Hadn't realised how good Pogba's stats are this season. Beautiful that they've turned on him because Ole's bombproof and Keane said he's shite. They'll go nowhere until the club moves out the shadow of Fergie's old boys.

Blasts himself ahead of Ciaran Clark to finish as our third top scorer.

Watford/West Ham seem the most obvious fits if either sell Doucoure or Rice this summer.

Definitely, club's essentially got until the end of the month not to fuck it up.

Probably because Friday's game was between two French teams, at a guess.

'Stop crying Frank Lampard' is great.

Leeds & Villa would probably instantly be more ambitious than us if they came up. Mind, same could be said for Fulham.

His stats for this season are actually pretty good, considering he's only really been starting for a couple months now. 6 goals in 29 app, over 1 in 2 when you consider minutes played. 4 in 11 in Europe too. All from CM. Did well at Palace the season before as well.

He'll be one of the best CMs in the league and be a big part of the England team for years to come if he stays fit. Imagine next year will be his proper breakout season for Chelsea.

Loftus-Cheek ffs, absolutely no chance of signing him.

Borders Iran. It's the middle east, tbh. Aye, think I was getting Baku & Budapest mixed up. Excellent.

Forgot just how far it is, beautiful.

Always a fan of foreign players answering completely different questions.

Mind, pretty funny we've 4 European finalists and none of them are from Manchester.

Emery wins Europa Leagues in his sleep, thankfully.

Chelsea fans are the absolute pits.

Still looks shite, hope the first thing any new owners do is put up a copy of the original Newcastle United sign and bin off that horrible SD font.

3 CL qualifications to Spurs' nil in the 12 years pre-Ashley, 12 years on they're in the final and after the one season we knocked on the door we followed it up with Vurnon Anita as our sole signing.

Pochettino pieing BT off.

Spurs & Liverpool both with players who were relegated with us, and who we both competed with pre-Ashley ffs.

Potch :aww:

Lucas was unreal tonight.