Anderson

Owen's so thick ffs.

"We are not competing, and we have to compete."

Ritchie's been outstanding today.

Fucking get in, chuffed for him. Celebrated the replay showing it was definitely his as much as the goal.

Comes to something when Michael Owen's a voice of reason ffs.

60 yards of open space you thick fucking blert.

And another £20m.

Get in!!! Get a hat-trick you beautiful, brylcreamed bastard.

Outstanding from Hayden (again) in the build up to the goal.

Have me bairns, Ayoze.

Might work in our favour anyway, gives the game a bit of bite. Ritchie nearly had the poor linos head off.

Mental, he's last man ffs, BT ref's a fucking doylem.

Gutted if this doesn't culminate in a massive shithouse of an equaliser.

As ever, these results being announced have absolutely no bearing on what should hypothetically be available this summer. They're effectively a year out of date by the time we get to see them.

Casual Hoddle heart attack jokes. Great game, rare case of VAR making it more of a spectacle.

About fucking time!

Some save that.

Watch this end 2-2 now.

18-18 scoreline on.

BT app is miles behind, only just gone in.

There goes your quadruple.

We drove to Hereford of all places ffs. First ever away game, grim as fuck.

He'll have just been trying to get the attention of the waiter.

Yikes.

Canny having a proper team to support in CL mind.