Anderson

Obafemi Martins.

Aye, two years too late with this loan.

Sleeve sponsor's some no-mark crypto-currency shite with less than 75 followers at the time of the club's tweet. No doubt Ashley's involved with them in some way.

Does Cauliflower Head play hoofball? Didn't he once say he "doesn't believe in tactics?" Man, going to be such a rude awakening after how well drilled we were previously.

Photo with Brucey's so fucking jarring ffs. Still not properly processed it.

Poor lad, imagine signing for us at the moment ffs.

"Joe is not there, he is in concrete negotiations with a Premiere League club. It may be that he leaves us." Mad a club being that open on social media.

Once again relying solely on a young, unknown quantity to lead our line next season - because that worked oh so well last time. This is going to be like groundhog day from McClaren's season ffs.

Linked with Milan, would be the cherry on the cake.

Wow

Buzzcocks in as assistant manager.

Probably time to do away with the '?'

That account looks like it might be fake mind, not sure why anyone would go to the lengths of getting a shirt printed for some Twitter likes though.

Hatem vs Zlatan derby will be fun at least. Should be plenty highlight reel clips to keep us entertained too.

Now imagining a scenario where a takeover is successful and Mourinho is appointed, who promptly sets about building a team around Joselu of the biggest duds he's ever managed.

He’s going to get booed isn’t he. I’m already embarrassed and I won’t even be watching it. One player where I'll be annoyed if he doesn't celebrate against us.

:lol: Get in.

Quelle surprise he's now being purposely contrary, self serving prick. Trust would do well to distance themselves from him, not have him on the board.

Man, mental nobody else is in for Tielemans. Thought they'd definitely miss out on him.

3x the money to further set his family up for life whilst getting a break from a draining PL run with MA and his cronies giving him the run around. Maybe sitting out a 1-2 years whilst dust settles in the PL so he can return? Exactly man, I'd up and move to just about anywhere in the world for a year with the promise of £12m after tax. It'll be nothing more than a stop gap job and his kids are set for life.

Aye, as if people are criticising him for it. Clearly a short term job until something better comes up, and he's £12m richer for it. Win-win.

Dunno, it pretty much says 'the owners have no ambition or vision'. He was hardly going to lay into him with emotive language, but that's subtly scathing.

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