Anderson

Aye, he's Dutch and he's black, they might as well be triplets tbh.

There's really not much in it, although what he offers does differ quite a bit between the two. FWIW his best performance last season, Stoke away, came from the wing.

Well that's pretty much a given considering there's nee wingers in a 4-3-3.

In a 4-4-2 he's a winger and one of the first names on the team sheet, there's absolutely no debate to be had about that as far as I'm concerned.

IMO, assuming Tiote and Hatem don't make it of course.

With it being a proper televised game I'd imagine it'll be fairly easy to find.

Is Yohan wearing short shorts?

Cisse is fit.

Fear not...

I'd be surprised if Marveaux started, Pardew doesn't seem to enjoy throwing people in at the deep end.

Cometh the hour, cometh Ryan Taylor.

http://www.footballfancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ryan-taylor_1967735.jpg

The only major signing from abroad in there is Carew and that only came about due to a swap deal instigated by the other party.

Just seen the Dortmund score... Yes, or that. Can't wait for next week as the PL season will be starting again. Tomorrow will be quite decent as well probably - German and English Super Cups. Betting on the Community Shield and it's foreign equivalents. Unlucky lads.

That's all well and good, but where are the winnings going?

Aye but which Jonny Foreigner went missing in that game? The worst player on the pitch was Williamson for me! Tiote, typcal lazy afakan marra.

Probably was a red, although you'd be fairly pissed considering it immediately followed what was a clear red for Savic.

Lerl, referee aall over the shop.

The Asics one at the front was my first one as a bairn too.

Savic Also, that Chelsea kit was released before the Champions League wasn't it? Because I thought they did go back and re-release it with a star.

Cockney boys don't fancy the trip? I'd imagine the corporate clientele didn't fancy Birmingham much either.

Chelsea do look like they're taking it a little more seriously than City though. I'll class it as a small personal victory going into the new season if they win, if they lose I'll have saved myself money by sticking to that rule, so again a victory for me; win/win all round.

Exactly!

Really want to stick something on Chelsea, but I've learnt not to bet on friendlies and this really is at best little more than a glorified friendly, and at worst an unnecessary and unwanted distraction, so I'll have to pass.

Eh, this seems like the most nonsensical signing ever.