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Exactly!

Really want to stick something on Chelsea, but I've learnt not to bet on friendlies and this really is at best little more than a glorified friendly, and at worst an unnecessary and unwanted distraction, so I'll have to pass.

Eh, this seems like the most nonsensical signing ever.

1. 2-0 2. 0-0 3. 1-0 4. 2-0 5. 1-2 6. 1-1 7. 1-1 8. 0-3 9. 4-0 10. 1-2 11. 1-0

The prophecy wrote of a Ginger Shola to carry on the great man's hard work when he finally called it a day.

Yep. Expensive obviously but he's probably the best striker in the league. He's not going to play for buttons. Quality costs. If only MA shared the same philosophy Aye, warra cunt, if only he'd only gone out and bought one of the best strikers around last season we could've finished 5th or something.

Guv's going to flip when he sees that.

I agree. We're mint, Shola's mint; simples.

Nee chance, although we could do with a couple more squad members.

Can't believe anyone doubted him, little more than 5/2 that Jamaica would get the baton round safely.

Congratulate Mrs Bimps on her laundry skills, the felt sponsor logos, especially the Northern Rock boxes, used to be completely absolutely blitzed as soon as my Mam got her hands on them.

Went to stick a little extra on this, but not only is she now massive odds on favourite I also noticed some unexpected cash in my account, turns out I mustn't have clicked 'place bet' yesterday. She better lose.

Can't believe Mo was 2/1, basically printing money for anyone who took it. Thought it might've just been me being a bit too patriotic beforehand, but, no, it was a piece of piss for him.

I think the last one I bought was in 2007, the one we went down in.

Saw a wild charva wearing it for the first time, feel the same as I did when I first seen it. It'll look decent from afar, but up close it's a bit of a car crash.

Yes, or that. Can't wait for next week as the PL season will be starting again. Tomorrow will be quite decent as well probably - German and English Super Cups. Betting on the Community Shield and it's foreign equivalents.

Or, as has been the case for a while now, do not do it.

Game over.

BBC drawing their offside line on the last defender despite the fact they were behind the play. Still offside mind, but fairly amateur from them.

What a goal that would've been.

Only just noticed Disco's avatar too. :lol:

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Garth's team of the tournament includes Neymar in a midfield three.

Nile ranger ‏@NilePowerRanger Being too kind can be dangerous We need to get nasty.

EVERYONE chill the fuck out... http://thisisfutbol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/James-Perch1.jpg ... he got this.