Anderson

Early cross from Jonas. Shola jumped like a fish and managed to head it in.

SHOLA FOR ENGLAND!

I lied, I love Spanish commentary. Gooooaaaaooooaaaaoooaaaoooaaaooooaaaoooaaaaoooaaal.

Exactly, can't believe I didn't have money on him to score first. Would of softened the inevitable blow.

Spanish commentary is shit and watching football on mute is shitter. Why's there no english commentary today?

Sums up the company really. Won't even pay to have a proper logo made so make one up themselves, 5 minute job on Word.

I'm surprised we have still got proper kit manufacturers and sponsors. Fully expected our kit to be a Sports Direct shitfest a la Wigan and JJB by now.

You can fly, just not with a normal cast on as the altitude causes everything to swell up a little and the cast can restrict the blood-flow.. something like that anyway.

I think we need a happy/impressed Tiote to go after it.

Did you parachute in? Haha yeah, this was before I realised it was on the roof.

Oh wait it's on the roof?! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3180445/Mike-Ashley-will-not-be-impressed-with-our-pictures-of-St-James-Park.html

Was in town today and didn't notice anything. Wasn't looking out for anything either like so it might've passed me by.

This sums up what I meant about FTM really. Someone on facebook commented about how Bent's injury is good news which got the following comment: Graeme Safc-Ftm Sunderland Keeeeeeeemon benty lad Ha'way Ha'way Ha'way f*** THE MAGS! 47 minutes ago · Like · 2 people

Ramsey's was worse than BenArfas.. I think.

Same, bar Stoke. Them because they just seem to be anti-football whenever you see them play. Absolutely awful

Sunderland and Stoke for obvious reasons and W.Ham because there fans just seem like a right bunch of cunts.

How long's he likely to be out? Injured his groin I think...

Okay, I read that as can't stand, oops.

FTM - does it generally mean Fuck the Mags or Follow the Mackems? Believe it's the first but sure I've seen the second meaning given before. If it is the first, fucking obsessed doesn't even begin to describe them the amount I see it used on places like Facebook.

"this is a man who trousered £929m in one day when he floated Sports Direct on the stock market in February 2007 – while retaining control of the business." Still think that's fucking crazy everytime I read about it.

Was Barton who said it, but aye.

i'm still not claer on the terms of this agreement. is it a) he HAS to play 25 games for us to have the option to buy him. or b) if he plays 25 games we HAVE to buy him for an agreed price? any progress on finding out where we can send get well soon cards too, i think we should organise a mass Newcastle Online card sending bonanza The latter. If he plays 25 games we have to make a permanent offer. I think the player could still turn this down, say if we got relegated, but we'd automatically agree terms with the club.

IIRC he was back in Spain for the birth of his kid. He has a kid!

Apparently all the city players applauded him off the pitch, bar one. Dunno if this has already been mentioned or not.

That tackles just horrible, gets worse every time you see it.