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Stupid English? We haven't done anything! Let's steal their player then sue the fuckers for racism.

What are you expecting? "And we can now go live to our reporter David Craig who's in Blu Bamboo in Newcastle, wher I believe Hatem Ben Arfa is there, standing outside the VIP area while a Newcastle huddle inside decides what to do.." "Yes Jim, I've just overheard Newcastle negotiations, being overseen by Paul Gascoigne, and they can't speak to BA until they've had permission from OM to do so. Andy Carroll's response was 'Can we not just glass him?', Steven Taylor asked if he 'had a fit girllfriend', while club captain Kevin Nolan added 'You not bring any chicken Gazza?'"

If he's that desperate to join us that's good enough for me. Plus the fact he has more attacking talent then the rest of our midfield together.

Got this on and there's been no mention this afternoon. Just been on 2mins ago after the latest ad break. I've been sitting with this on in the background for the last hour and there's not even been the slightest mention of Newcastle or Ben Arfa. Trust me. That's all they said on the matter with something obviously on about it in the next few minutes.

Got this on and there's been no mention this afternoon. Just been on 2mins ago after the latest ad break.

Sky Sports: "Coming up the player who's travelled to Newcastle for talks only for the club not to talk to him"

I'd suspect the latter tbh. He doesn't want to train with them so has just f***ed off. Did the same when he moved to Lyon apparently. Would've been great if Insomnia had tried this tactic with whichever big club he'd dreamed up interest in him from.

I hope a lack of activity means a feature film is on its way!

O'Neill gone from Villa.

I'll be over the moon to sign him but people saying we still need more, I get the impression that if Ashley brings him in he'll think he's done enough to keep us happy and we won't see another penny out of him til at least January.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/08/07/liverpool-line-up-intelligent-move-for-talented-12m-rated-french-playmaker/

Loan isn't the perfect outcome like, would much prefer him on a permanent. Most likely scenario if he comes is he becomes our stand out player next season, proves he can cut it at this level and Marsielle sell him for about £10m to someone else next year and we're back to square one. Obviously you can argue he'll flop but I reckon if he came he'd be our key player as he's the only one with an ounce of flair and creativity.

Look out for Sports Photographers Direct... coming soon, exclusively, to the Sports Direct @ SJP stadium.

Like who? The whole World Cup squad was suspended. So Gourcuff, Malouda, Ribery etc.

Looks like if he leaves he'll be off to Spurs atm.

Have I missed an inside joke here? He's only 20, therefore doesn't need to be.

Remember this is the same Mike Ashley who once upon a time gave Coloccini a £80k p/w contract. Maybe he'll see the light and realise we need a player like this to stand a chance next season... Then again.

Not exactly unrealistic tbh. Of course it's not. But he was going on as if we we're definitely going down no matter what and that top 10 is guaranteed for them. He went on to say he thinks they'll reach about 8th. It's not deluded to say there both possibilities. To say there both 100% going to happen is.

In a combined XI the only definite's would be Jose, Jonas and Bent. Gordon would probably just edge Harper or Krul. RB we have s**** and they have an unproven foreign lad. CB no-one stands out but I reckon at least one of ours would get in, if not 2. RM Routledge or Richardson. CM again no-one stands out as being a cut above the rest. Up front Carroll would probably be the best partner for Bent. They're craic is s****. Some kid I was talking two was trying to tell me we we're in loads of financial trouble (even though the vast majority of our debt is owed to Ashley), we'll go down and they'll get top 10. And they call us deluded?

Not that I take much notice to it but, in FIFA's Castrol Rankings he was 7th best midfielder at WC. Only saw this cos some mackem I know was telling me that there new midfielder was class because he was in the top 5 midfielder in these rankings. Stupid mackem. Wasn't even in top 5 either, was 10th ha.

Colo and Jonas in suits and shades?

Already infuriated with them fucking up the football I tuned into ITV2 to watch the Strokes at IOW. Instead of showing them they presented the show from the side of the crowd while they played and showed highlights of shit like N-Dubz for the whole show ending with 2 Strokes songs. Cunts.

That's another 12 to add to the 300 gone from the new kit day. Genocide

One is a supermarket that has an advert related to an english world cup bid starring a former Newcastle legend, the Premier leagues top scorer and one of the greatest centre forwards to come out of this country. The other is a shabby sports shop populated by inbreds and charvs that is owned by the owner of Newcastle United who almost single handedly took the club apart from inside. Not really is it?

Should have a black panel with those white and silver numbers west brom have