TheGuv

Might go

When the historian asked Alan Carr if he knew what a hattrick was, was rather amusing

0-3 at home to Liverpool under Fat Sam deserves a mention too

Shearer only played in the PL for was it 14 seasons? He missed 2 full seasons due to injury and he missed 5 seasons when the top flight was still the 1st division. So to score 260 goals is some f***ing achievement like. This is Rooney's 10th season and he has scored 125 goals. Make of that what you will

Black lace should be his nickname

Shola miles away from that flick on.

I know he's been going egging with Brad Inman

What year do you think this is?! 2001 evidently

We also sold 12 million and saved a s***load more in wages.

Keegan actually talks quite a bit of sense compared to other pundits IMO

Nope because everyone in the singing section all wanted to stand at the games. Lets face it, they were the worst seats in terms of watching the match and the cheapest.

New poll? Seeing as the 1st of September is when we should judge him...

No facepalms needed here. All true

Good is English Hate how Pardew says 'we was'. Really annoys me in interviews

This

Yes i do.

Trust me. It may be getting cleaned who knows But it definetely wasn't there And with this, being witnessed by your own eyes, no doubt holding a precious iPhone or some other modern day gadget...you didnt take a f***ing picture? Because i have a Soney Ericsson Elm But yes all that is left is the 'ASTLE' of the club name. The directors boxes have also been 'done up' too.

Trust me. It may be getting cleaned who knows But it definetely wasn't there

Really not sure what the craic is. Only the 'ASTLE' is left on

Forgot to say macheda there too

Berbatov getting out of taxi at sjp. Told by work colleague

Must admit Neil you're sigs aren't coming to fruition like

Let's get him in ffs. Definitely. Let's get him in ffs. I concur

If he plays CM will eat him Dunno. He's not been very good recently Must be all those Snickers bars