TheGuv

This thread man, is still making me laugh after over 5000 posts

I don't rate/like him at all nowadays

I really do like him, lets see how he does this season. You never know what might happen

Certainly sounds like he has spoken with Hughton (previous to flying over obviously) and Hughton has promised him what he wants, - a regular start (in the middle/PM?) and a stadium full of Geordies that will adore him and sing his name. And living in the second biggest party capital in europe?

And i'm top of the league Amazed by that to be honest. the rest of my team did shi*

Drogba was my skipper

It had me in stitches when i came back on 2 minutes ago

He won't stay at Marseilles after all of this. What result will be best for us tonight? Marseilles win draw or lose?

He'd salute Bartons tache

GO on and win it!!!!! HOWAY BRUMMIE!!!

WOOOOH!!!!!! 2-2

:celb: :celb:

I'm really not sure how we'll fare this season with these scores. Are WHAM gunna struggle? Will Blackpool inevitably turn shi*? Will Birmingham succumb to second season syndrome. How will Stoke do? Hmmmmmm

Hmm. interesting

Basically Ben Arfa was told he was staying. Marseilles said our offer was non existant. He sais he would never play for them again. He got the plane to Newcastle without either club knowing and he is now in a Tyneside hotel! Dosn't get boring! But nobody knows owt

Fantastic

Bollocks. Got Sorensen in my FF team Sh** so have I :/

That is so 16 hours ago

I am now dreading this season

BLACKPOOL!!!! WTF

Mackems winning

Probably me with my clumsy iPhone fingers. Should we unlock it Dave? I like the peace... I was stressing out! Which thread was i supposed to read when it was locked!

I couldn't stop laughing when they pushed Jigsaw in the hoardings and Omid started punching him In other news, Ben Arfa thread locked

F*** off Given

It'll be Sol leading from the back anyway