TheGuv

Aww bless. I cannae belive that man. Aww never... I would go off me nut if that happened like!

Seen much of him mate? Yep. Excellent addition to our squad. Care to compile a short overview on his strengths and weaknesses? Pretty please. Ok, here's what I know. Twente used him as a sort of 12th man last season in their championship season, meaning he was not a starter in most of their matches, but was often brought on to consolidate a small lead into a secured win or to impose more dominance in their midfield. He is very highly though off, and Twente fans consider him a very important figure in their surprise succeeded championship challenge last season. As you would expect, he is a very physically imposing midfielder, who is stronger in the defensive tasks than in attack. Twente fans sometimes criticize his tendency to walk with the ball rather than play it around quickly, but seeing as he is so strong on the ball he still very rarely loses it without a foul being made on him. From what I've seen personally he is much better with the ball than our current crop, although he is not one for killer passes or scoring many goals. If we use him to his strengths, sitting in front of the defense and let him win the ball and lay it off to some of our more creative (!) players he will be a very good addition for us. He has the physical attributes and the talent to succeed in the Premiership, that's for sure.. Ta. Do you live out therer or summit?

That is class that!!!! HAHA! You'd be top of the NO league with that man! My prov score today is only 47 points :/

I know :/

Great f****** minds eh! I have Schwarzer so hopefully he moves to Arsenal!!!

Yes please tell us more

Bollocks from huddersfield though. 2-0 up. Lost 4-2 KK in the making eh?

I randomly update a Keegan one before Putting something to do with him being on AufPet when he signed

This and..... also this

Wiki says he has the number 22 for Newcastle

Sunderland as well. They haven't played anybody amazing and they've only got one point. What happens when they start playing the top 7 or 8?

Seriously though, it's pretty good news. The s*** teams seem REALLY s***. How s***? Diarrhea s*** or constipation s***?

Jose

I feel like a huffy bairn. I want Ben Arfa!

Aberdeen were the first team in Britain to have a dug out

Wish that kid would f*** right off like

Aye. And i've forgotten the last one

Two more

Simpson hasn't played a game for Newcastle in the EPL

Here's one. IIRC!!! Name the 9 (i think) Newcastle United players who have played in the EPL for Newcastle and Manchester United

I thought it was 260.

You could then say 260 goals then...

This. Couldn't do without them tbh.

Fantastic news, really like John Carver. I think my list of clubs to see the scores on matchdays will now read after Newcastle ofcourse. Gateshead Huddersfield Sheffield United Hartlepool Carlisle

Bizarre twist in the Remy deal though. He's already signed his contract but his medical has flagged up a heart problem. Very odd situation. That is strange. I'll take it as good news though if they've signed those?