Village Idiot

http://images.scribblelive.com/2015/7/25/381bed9b-5662-4fbd-8a91-5a3367196a01.jpg Pictured above a vile and corrupt dictactor, and Vladimir Putin.

The only thing I recall from that film is Brian Johnson as a NUFC fan.

He's far better than Obertan. Not that it's a massive feat. Adama's playing style consists entirely of grabbing the ball and running towards goal. He has little else to his game, but he'll get there relatively often due to sheer pace and strength.

Love me a random selfie with a bunch of great footballers: http://estaticos.sport.es/resources/jpg/1/0/izquierda-derecha-forlan-etoo-ronaldo-madjer-cannavaro-1437748837801.jpg

Adama could do a job for a lot of sides, to be frank. He's got amazing athleticism and decent skill, his main issue is that he's a headless chicken. He should do well in the PL.

Apparently we are in talks with premier league clubs (West Ham and Everton are mentioned) to sell Halilovic, who doesn't want to stay at Barça B. Lad's very talented, but also really immature as a player. €6m is being mentioned, with a buyback option. Stoke have apparently bid for our winger Adama, too.

Those are the lyrics of 90% of the songs sung at Camp Nou tbf He doesn't even play for Barca though? Name of player+ *clap* *clap* *clap*

Those are the lyrics of 90% of the songs sung at Camp Nou tbf

It was only last week when he said he'd never get injured on his debut. This could be such a great meme.

Christ, I hope it's nothing trivial. http://www.barchick.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/party.gif It's the look to the camera. I shall endeavour to find a chance to use this gif before I die. Several times.

Have City improved? Sterling may give them something going forward, but that midfield and part of the defence still look like trash.

I haven't lived in Madrid since 2006, I don't think I can make any meaningful recommendation. Just be careful with cheap places - Madrid has a lot of cheap hostels that can be really really icky when you get there, despite of the photos they'll show you.

Very few tickets reach the general public. 90% of the stadium is STs, the club keeps a few thousand to distribute among partners and club members have prio for the balance. So touts end up being the only alternative, and the prices are outrageous.

Impossible unless you are willing to shell out a few thousand.

Every time I skim the front page I read this thread title as "Cancel Mbemba" and think they've called it off, FFS.

WTF is that tattoo, utter disgrace of a human being. If you mean the one on Messi's arm, it's a window from La Sagrada Família. He loves Barcelona Nah the leg A sword to smithe our enemies.

WTF is that tattoo, utter disgrace of a human being. If you mean the one on Messi's arm, it's a window from La Sagrada Família. He loves Barcelona

I'm not sure where Di María fits in PSGs midfield. I think he's a far better player than Pastore, but it would break their balance.

Higuaín being restrained by passersby in front of an Ibiza disco, after an Argentine fan slagged him for missing a penalty in the Copa América final. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllFRlVmN4o

Undisclosed? "in the region of" imo 20+addons

I have never liked red pants in our kit, I think we should always wear blue ones. But the socks are minging. Same with the yellow vertical strips in the shirt. I don't know why they are forcing so much yellow in our uniform. I'm okay with the hoops.

We beat Galaxy 1-2 in our first preseason friendly. The most important thing though, was seeing our new kit for the first time in the flesh. http://img02.lavanguardia.com/2015/07/22/Mathieu-celebra-con-Luis-Suare_54434054064_51347059679_342_226.jpg We look like fucking clowns. Those socks

He is right footed and comes from a football culture were forwards aren't expected to put high crosses in.

Left wing cutting inside. He did that back in Spain, but if Mitrovic expects crosses he won't be getting many.