Village Idiot

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http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/1/15/1358250281908/Michael-Johnson-008.jpg Woah, I went to wiki and he actually has been without a club since he was 24. What a waste.

Adriano wants out and we are in talks to sell him to Roma. He's a tremendously useful squad player and we are going to miss him until January.

You need all of that, probably. Cissé looks like a goner.

I can't find this purported interview anywhere on As. These quotes are so incendiary that they would be everywhere on our media, and I really can't find anything. EDIT: Found it now. Strange that it's not been picked up.

Spanish court denies Elche's appeal and upholds their relegation from La Liga due to failure to comply with La Liga's FFP rules (they have outstanding debt with the taxman and players). It could've been a right mess had the court reinstated them.

ManU have been strongly linked with Pedro too, so it's obvious they are looking for a forward you can drop almost anywhere with lots of workrate.

Another deeply weird Chelsea signing. It was a good signing on paper, but for some reason Mou never gave him the time of the day after spending €22m on him.

Madrid press claim that Atlético have tied up Filipe Luís' return for €16m. Valencia sign Aussie keeper Matthew Ryan from Club Brugge.

Those were mere one dollar bills. Of course he's going to be disgusted.

The day Konoplyanka signed for Sevilla, his dad said that his objective was to play for Barça. Not as bad as the player saying it, but Sevilla fans were quite incensed.

You were linked with two starters of this team last winter. Concha and Meré, IIRC.

Spain wins the U19 Euro after beating Russia 2-0

Well, I guess they must have read my post. They've just given #1 to Navas. Of course, if De Gea is bought Navas will be sold, so it doesn't mean that much in the great scheme of things.

Seems he's been a mainstay for Fiore. A decent punt I guess.

Nowt wrong with a morning w***. And yeah, it does mean that.

Stefan Savic to Atlético, €12m+Mario Suárez on loan.

Real Sociedad have mad an enquiry for Borini, according to Spanish press.

Have they lit the fasten your seatbelts signs yet? I must know.

Those three yellow ones to the NW of the city are going to crash into each other :frantic:

Highlights so far are the mackems hat-trick of OGs and the picture for Leeds getting relegated. I just googled "Leeds Relegation" and stumbled upon this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doing_a_Leeds A wikipedia entry FFS, and a pretty long one at that

Much better than Camp Nou's top tier - running track notwithstanding. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TUBbLq3CwXs/T2IN4TAevnI/AAAAAAAAAKM/aVzpONJ1ITc/s1600/campnou2640x2.gif

Not a single senior game since he moved from France, and at age 20. You're not the only one.

By the way, Real Madrid have kept #1 unassigned after the signing of Casilla, so it looks like they haven't given up on De Gea yet.

Why are national anthems being played at a B-rate preseason friendly, though? Seems a bit of excessive pomp. Anyway, he's being a cunt. I personally don't give a damn about national anthems, but some people do - including a lot of the fans he's representing while wearing that shirt. Just look at the grass until it's over.