Village Idiot

It was only last week when he said he'd never get injured on his debut. This could be such a great meme.

Christ, I hope it's nothing trivial. http://www.barchick.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/party.gif It's the look to the camera. I shall endeavour to find a chance to use this gif before I die. Several times.

Have City improved? Sterling may give them something going forward, but that midfield and part of the defence still look like trash.

I haven't lived in Madrid since 2006, I don't think I can make any meaningful recommendation. Just be careful with cheap places - Madrid has a lot of cheap hostels that can be really really icky when you get there, despite of the photos they'll show you.

Very few tickets reach the general public. 90% of the stadium is STs, the club keeps a few thousand to distribute among partners and club members have prio for the balance. So touts end up being the only alternative, and the prices are outrageous.

Impossible unless you are willing to shell out a few thousand.

Every time I skim the front page I read this thread title as "Cancel Mbemba" and think they've called it off, FFS.

WTF is that tattoo, utter disgrace of a human being. If you mean the one on Messi's arm, it's a window from La Sagrada Família. He loves Barcelona Nah the leg A sword to smithe our enemies.

WTF is that tattoo, utter disgrace of a human being. If you mean the one on Messi's arm, it's a window from La Sagrada Família. He loves Barcelona

I'm not sure where Di María fits in PSGs midfield. I think he's a far better player than Pastore, but it would break their balance.

Higuaín being restrained by passersby in front of an Ibiza disco, after an Argentine fan slagged him for missing a penalty in the Copa América final. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllFRlVmN4o

Undisclosed? "in the region of" imo 20+addons

I have never liked red pants in our kit, I think we should always wear blue ones. But the socks are minging. Same with the yellow vertical strips in the shirt. I don't know why they are forcing so much yellow in our uniform. I'm okay with the hoops.

We beat Galaxy 1-2 in our first preseason friendly. The most important thing though, was seeing our new kit for the first time in the flesh. http://img02.lavanguardia.com/2015/07/22/Mathieu-celebra-con-Luis-Suare_54434054064_51347059679_342_226.jpg We look like fucking clowns. Those socks

He is right footed and comes from a football culture were forwards aren't expected to put high crosses in.

Left wing cutting inside. He did that back in Spain, but if Mitrovic expects crosses he won't be getting many.

The Tapatalk app is the best way to browse this site from a phone, in my opinion.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/1/15/1358250281908/Michael-Johnson-008.jpg Woah, I went to wiki and he actually has been without a club since he was 24. What a waste.

Adriano wants out and we are in talks to sell him to Roma. He's a tremendously useful squad player and we are going to miss him until January.

You need all of that, probably. Cissé looks like a goner.

I can't find this purported interview anywhere on As. These quotes are so incendiary that they would be everywhere on our media, and I really can't find anything. EDIT: Found it now. Strange that it's not been picked up.

Spanish court denies Elche's appeal and upholds their relegation from La Liga due to failure to comply with La Liga's FFP rules (they have outstanding debt with the taxman and players). It could've been a right mess had the court reinstated them.

ManU have been strongly linked with Pedro too, so it's obvious they are looking for a forward you can drop almost anywhere with lots of workrate.

Another deeply weird Chelsea signing. It was a good signing on paper, but for some reason Mou never gave him the time of the day after spending €22m on him.

Madrid press claim that Atlético have tied up Filipe Luís' return for €16m. Valencia sign Aussie keeper Matthew Ryan from Club Brugge.