Village Idiot

Messi's new contract is stalled, although he was supposed to sign this coming week. He's only got one year left otherwise.

Damn, it's going to be Messi, right?

We've bid €30m for Seri according to our press.

Leeds -> Napoli -> Real Sociedad -> Dortmund Thank god I'm such a lazy arse when it comes to charge my phone.

Actually our press says it was 120+10 addons. Madness. I'd pull out and look somewhere else.

I think it would've been something like 90+30 addons.

We've bought Yerry Mina (CB) from Palmeiras for €9m. Will remain there on loan until January.

Jovetic was great for Sevilla. Get him FFS.

I'm not against somebody with his profile coming in - Keita was a great asset under Guardiola. Just paying €40m for a 29 year old who's been playing in China.

But he's also a Newcastle fan, so he does. It balances my karma. I get the feeling you'll do well this season. I'm looking forward being able to watch you again (it was impossible to watch C'ship games over here).

God, I feel back to the early 2000s, last time we sucked so much. I just wish I had my hairline back, too.

He has to fill a Pepe-sized void in cuntishness in Madrid's defence.

We could have had a couple this half. Much better since we gave up on that crazy 3-5-2

We are better than this actually. But confidence/hunger is completely shot to pieces. We are a zombie team atm.

Life. Hope. Dreams.

I know that PSG have to balance the books, but Matuidi shouldn't be the first out of the door imho.

Dude's just had his best season since leaving Milan, and fucks it all up.

Kevin Prince Boateng to leave Las Palmas on a free 3 months after signing a new contract, for "irreversible personal reasons".

I would cream my pants if *we* loaned Javi Martínez

Dose transfer figures. Makes me feel slightly (ONLY slightly) less bad about shelling €40m for a Chinese league midfielder.

James Fucking Milner

Also, I know that they will obviously love him to pieces, but after reading these Depor forums, I'm turned on Lucas Pérez. You should definitely sell the house for him.

Yeah, that's pretty much the consensus in the Depor forums.

Regarding his last season at Depor. He got a serious injury in the first league game and he never managed to get back in the side regularly. That said, after trawling some Deportivo fan forums, they weren't too happy with him and his attitude. BUT as a former Celta boy, I'm not sure how partial they are. They DO say there's a talent in there though.