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We are also being linked with Keita, but that's blatantly to put pressure on Liverpool than anything else.

Iniesta used to be a winger early in his career too. I think Lemar could become a fantastic playmaker, while I don't think Coutinho has that in him, as good as he is.

If Lemar is worth €75m that's whom we should be buying instead of Coutinho. But I don't expect Monaco to sell him this window.

And that's why you don't sell your only backup striker. Good result, wasn't expecting Madrid to drop points today.

Think it's time to go to Arsenal Fan and Arsenal-Mania tonight.

They might as well sell him to us since they obviously don't need him.

Yup.

Souness said he's s*** this morning, so that's guaranteed now. hahaha did he? he's absolutely pathetic. Just the better than one in two for Juve and already 2 in 3 for Chelsea In his weekly column, yeah. Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/27/chelsea-signings-alvaro-morata-tiemoue-bakayoko-and-antonio-rudiger-questioned-by-graeme-souness-6882147/#ixzz4qxfWa7Kn I actually can't get over how bad it is. Going on like he's some sort of lump. Also his goal scoring record suggests he's very sharp in and around the box. I would love the punditry in this country to get a complete overhaul He was the Real Madrid player with the best goals/minutes ratio. So clueless.

Souness said he's s*** this morning, so that's guaranteed now. hahaha did he? he's absolutely pathetic. Just the better than one in two for Juve and already 2 in 3 for Chelsea In his weekly column, yeah. Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/27/chelsea-signings-alvaro-morata-tiemoue-bakayoko-and-antonio-rudiger-questioned-by-graeme-souness-6882147/#ixzz4qxfWa7Kn

Souness said he's s*** today, so that's guaranteed now.

I haven't, but I have seen him play for Sevilla and that player would help NUFC massively.

Thing with Joselu is that he's always looked the part but he never had the consistency/workrate. There's a few games every year where he'll look ace (funnily, his best games last year were against Barça and Real Madrid), others where he just strolls around the pitch. Depor fans I met were really frustrated with him. Let's see if Benítez is able to keep the fire lit in his belly.

Well, he was at a top German club. Glad he's adapting quickly. Signing him was a really shrewd move.

Ah, Graeme Souness applying his sound judgment to Newcastle's playing squad. Fuck off

Pretty sure that's the La Liga debut for Zidane's offspring.

Mine too. Moreover, he's my captain in two different fantasy games

Messiiii

Oh FFS.

Yeah, but Iniesta really shouldn't play in the front three in 2017. His legs are gone for that. Alavés just have to sit tight and surround Messi. http://e01-marca.uecdn.es/eventos/marcador/futbol/2017_18/la-liga/jornada_2/ala_bar/images/messi3_630x446.jpg That's why we needed Neymar and why we need Dembelé. Very easy to shut us down.

Oh come on! That was a good one. Plus not far from reality given our attacking play has the guile of a toddler.

Deulofeu, Iniesta, Messi. Our front three is DIM.

Yes, no Jovetic!

I knew putting Hart in my FF team would have an immediate effect

Rumor that we are on the verge of selling André Gomes to Juve for €20m. There's lots of deadwood that I'd clear before selling him, tbf. Deserved another season.

I'm a month long supporter of Valencia since I visited their stadium in the summer, how do you think they will do ? They have had an uninspiring transfer window, but they now have a very good manager (with the caveat that his previous stint at a big Spanish club went very badly), so they should be looking upwards.