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But he's also a Newcastle fan, so he does. It balances my karma. I get the feeling you'll do well this season. I'm looking forward being able to watch you again (it was impossible to watch C'ship games over here).

God, I feel back to the early 2000s, last time we sucked so much. I just wish I had my hairline back, too.

He has to fill a Pepe-sized void in cuntishness in Madrid's defence.

We could have had a couple this half. Much better since we gave up on that crazy 3-5-2

We are better than this actually. But confidence/hunger is completely shot to pieces. We are a zombie team atm.

Life. Hope. Dreams.

I know that PSG have to balance the books, but Matuidi shouldn't be the first out of the door imho.

Dude's just had his best season since leaving Milan, and fucks it all up.

Kevin Prince Boateng to leave Las Palmas on a free 3 months after signing a new contract, for "irreversible personal reasons".

I would cream my pants if *we* loaned Javi Martínez

Dose transfer figures. Makes me feel slightly (ONLY slightly) less bad about shelling €40m for a Chinese league midfielder.

James Fucking Milner

Also, I know that they will obviously love him to pieces, but after reading these Depor forums, I'm turned on Lucas Pérez. You should definitely sell the house for him.

Yeah, that's pretty much the consensus in the Depor forums.

Regarding his last season at Depor. He got a serious injury in the first league game and he never managed to get back in the side regularly. That said, after trawling some Deportivo fan forums, they weren't too happy with him and his attitude. BUT as a former Celta boy, I'm not sure how partial they are. They DO say there's a talent in there though.

Paulinho official. Yay. Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk

Yeah, that same amount of money would have brought us Íñigo Martínez - we reportedly pulled away because of the asking price - which would have helped us immensely. Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk

Looks like the unveiling of Paulinho has been postponed until later in the week (no doubt to see if they can unveil him alongside some actual signing). People would have eaten the board alive and then spat their bones if that was their answer to yesterday.

Yeah, started very well too. 3 in 2 I think.

They sold him to Lyon.

There's a no confidence vote coming up this September. Actually if Madrid bums us in the Supercup it could help us in the long run.

I actually think they are thin upfront after selling Morata. Strange that they haven't been linked with any forward.

Meh. Lots of work to do. I expect some panic buys this week. Dortmund and Liverpool can start ordering golden faucets for their stadiums' toilets.

I'm actually seeing a lot of complaints about the kits on social media.