Village Idiot

Best thing is that after Mou said that all teams that go to Camp Nou throw the game, they are the ones that put up the least fight After saying that Villa is as big as a flop as Benzema, he gets a brace Keep yer mouth shut next time! (I'll calm down now, I promise!)

Better than Piqué!

My bro used to play basketball, and they had two twins in their team. One was shit and one was good, so if the good one got sent off they just switched shirts in the dressing room.

Outrageous.. Should be 5 at least.. The ref didn't write down in his report the circumstances of the sending off and the shoving of Puyol/Xavi, so was only given the minimum punishment for a red.

Well, Piqué was like fifth choice after Jonny Evans, pretty sure Wes Brown was picked in front of him for ManU's central defence. If he had been shown more confidence he could have been persuaded to stay.

It was dirt/grass after he dived into a tackle, I think, although it looked very red on the telly.

Mou given a 1 match touchline ban by UEFA for the Ajax game incidents. The players involved have been fined. Sergio Ramos given a single match ban for his sending off yesterday...

Adebayor has been added to the shopping list now.

€5m we paid, five. It's like we loaned him out to ManU to develop him.

Rumor is that he's banging Shakira. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aQoRZQmEj2Y/S8M9ZGkxHII/AAAAAAAAPd8/-CxXQVS6M9c/s1600/pique2.jpg

Piqué is very good at covering Ramos' marauding runs forward when both play for Spain, he does the same for Alves at Barça afterall. For some reason Madrid have always had problems dealing with that part of his game.

I think your tabloids cover much of that need. Sensationalistic football reporting (that what our sports "newspapers" are). As I said, Marca and El Mundo Deportivo were pretty classy sports rags until Sport and As came around in the 1980s and cannibalized their sales with partisan, tabloid-like reporting. They eventually switched to that style themselves.

Sergio Ramos has just the brain of a squirrel, and is prone to this kind of idiocy. 10 Reds in 175 games for Real Madrid. He'd be one of the top 3 rbs in the world if he fixed his head, mind.

Sevilla linked with a €7m January move for Muntari.

Sid Lowe is probably my favorite football writer.

In Spain, Marca and El Mundo Deportivo used to be like that until they found out they sold more by turning into partisan rags.

I don't know how long this has been in the can, but if anything it should've been shown earlier, when it had the chance of effect meaningful change and not a few days before the vote (which has probably given more viewership).

I had to leave the partying because of work, still doing fuck all because of a massive hangover mind.

Marca running that Higuaín could suffer from spinal disk herniation and will force Madrid to buy a striker in Jan. They link them to Almeida.

A friend from Valencia just reminded me that Rafa Benítez has a 100% record at Camp Nou.

It was the equivalent of "Mourinho give us a wave". Weren't you singing Mourinho you should of went to the theatre or something? Yeah, that one too. "Mourinho go watch theater" because he accused us of play-acting (pot, kettle, etc). Harkens back from his time at Chelsea.

It was the equivalent of "Mourinho give us a wave".

Guardiola dedicated the win to Charly Reixach and Johan Cruyff, for "showing me how it has to be done"

I'm drunk, so youll need to pardon me whike I indulge in some classlesness :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems:

Well, only Xavi, Valdés, Piqué, Puyol and Busquets are "local" lads. (Puyol was born in northern Catalonia, but I guess he qualifies since it's just Barcelona's backyard )