Foluwashola

Hope Paddy pulls out a penknife and spills Roy's blood onto the streets of Villarreal.

Think it's Sir Killalot.

Eh? Just some daftie on 5 live.

Torres on loan. Cringefest.

Didn't quite work out for these spunk addicts this weekend, did it? There inevitable comeback must wait another week.

Feed the Ba and he will score.

His ball for the first yesterday was the best alien-related incident I've ever seen.

Starting to love the silver fox like. His new long, crazy hair is lush anarl.

Starting to get pretty weird being the best fucking team in world. Class performance, totally didn't expect it

Has the ability but his ostrich brain will almost certainly hold him back.

Parker has had a class game tbf. Sloppyface knew what he was doing signing him.

I've actually always liked him whenever I have seen him He gives you hope that fat people can become professional footballers too. Andy Reid has been doing that for years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeroen_Verhoeven Wtf. Surely he's a bouncer Modern day Neville Southall. Decent goal that like.

He's a ball winner. Every team needs one

Why is Helguson starting in the Prem? Makes my lifeless grandma look mobile.

Make it happen Blyth. Make it happen.

Got nowt against the promoted teams........yet. Both Norwich and Swansea are at least trying to play a decent brand of football and QPR have Barton

More realism than negativity. People like to lololololol at the immensely funny "Stoke on a weeknight" banter but it remains a difficult place to go, just look at their home results this season. Having said that, if we're on top of our game there's no reason we can't get a result.

As long as Wigan leave and never return. Would obviously be a massive lolfest if the mackems managed to drop anarl.

If the PL can be described as having "no real technical quality," I would very much like to see a league which does have technical quality. Watch a tie between 2 bottom half sides in Italy or Spain and your chances of committing suicide increase tenfold.

Look how red the cunt is.

Hansen's a sinister little creep.

Olsson v Suarez. Battle of the pricks.

There's always the chance that Carroll and Enrique challenge for the same ball and split each other's craniums in half.

Fat old man crawling about on the deck.

Anyone who takes pictures during a game should be placed in a human centipede. Decent effort.