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Football's gone mental

We'll go 6 nil down before spunking all owa their tits.

Aye, was class He went absolutely mental.

Looks like the Wolves game is continuing today's trend. Premier League - Best in the world

Carver must have pumped the lads up at half time after Pardew's shocking pre-match teamtalk.

Canny crazy day. MOTD is going to decent wanking material.

Me pants are full of spunk like.

I like this lad.

Fucking shocking player.

Canny game.

Our strikeforce over the next few weeks is going to be thoroughly depressing. Would probably rather have a combination of Owen/Martins/Viduka back, it's that desperate

Jo Tessem is always out of contract at the start of FM.

Aye, I'm probably of the opinion that he should be out when the Barfa returns, although I'm still pretty unconvinced with Barton on the wing

Honestly never seen a footballer look so scared of going direct to goal in all my life. The fact that people behind me were shouting for him to shoot beggars belief in the trust people have in him. He's spent the last 2 1/2 years proving he's a terrible footballer. People seem to ignore it simply because Maradona rates him. Must say, I've never heard anyone say Jonas is a decent player on the basis that Maradona rates him. He plays as we have nobody better, end of.

Exactly, have we lost 5 games on the trot no. We've lost away from home (from some shocking defending) to a team that is in decent form. If we had lost 6-0 tonight then reactions would be justified, not 1-0. We have, however, sold our best striker (yes, he wasn't going to play) and lost our second best striker. Our owner is a cunt, our manager is a cunt and the rest of the season is going to be a dull, depressing battle for survival. People have a right to be slightly pessimistic about the current situation.

If this cunt stays in the game it will ruin my life.

Whereas an excuse for Carroll's sale could be the £35m, this one still makes no sense.

Nice challenge from Elmospackerdy.

Miles onside you daft cunt, go and wank over Chaos 2 again.

I'm impressed they have managed to find any highlights from this fuckfest.

Class way to give a point away.

Pardew said himself we were going to strengthen. Either he was lying or..? He's being taken up the river like the rest of us? They've got a track record of lying to everyone, their managers included (see Keegan). Why is it so implausible that they're not stringing him along too? He's in an awkward position but whilst I think it was stupid to let Routledge go, I can't really blame him for Carroll going or us not signing anyone. Him sticking up for Ashley is just hot-air arse licking. I suspect he has been sold a load of balls by Ashley. However, he strikes me as the type of man who is quite willing to be taken along for a ride as long as he is being paid.

Pardew said himself we were going to strengthen. Either he was lying or..?

It was much better than I expected, particularly after the display against Betis. Almería didn't have much fight in them, granted, but Thiago and Afellay were brilliant tonight which is good news for us. All f***ing rosy then ey? Even with a team of bairns out there. Glad you're enjoying it. Dick. We would be lucky to get 35p for Bojan though! The amount of cocks I would suck to have Bojan upfront instead of the troop of spackers we currently have.....

His experience shone through tonight.