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Although it sounds incredibly gay, may be tempted to get my season back in this "young persons area". Sure I was paying £400 a few years back so £265 seems canny.

Would probably start on the tits, before having a gan on her arse.

Agree entirely with that line, doesn't mean that I understand why they would do it though. Aye, no idea why folk would wish to leave early and in an ideal world they would hang around and support their team to the end. Every ground has it's dafties

Never walked out a second early but not going to piss my pants and start crying because some people do. They pay for a ticket, they can do whatever the fuck they want.

Heard he was out with Shola like.

Overdeveloped shitholes are what we live for. You should visit Blackpool sometime.

I would. I'd lick his arse 'til me tongue starts hurting man.

Cronaldo level with Messi again in the league. Fit lad.

Not sure why Sociedad bothered turning up.

That was vile, Carroll will be opening his bag of party cowies as we speak.

Fernando hat-trick and Coloccini II, Luiz, to come on and get a couple please.

Carragher will attempt to turn Torres' flimsy Spanish legs into soup.

Goodbye West 'am.

Fraser's had a whitemare

Their owners have went all Ashley on his ass.

Well that doesn't make sense.

Decent goal in the old firm.

That fat kid at the front is about to punch Bobby Robson.

No Daniel Amokachi but surely can't be worse than our current troop of dafties upfront.

Thinking about taking my paralysed grandad to 's crib.

Dread to think of the cocksizes on show in the Stoke dressing room.

Kevin Doyle http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7763/kevindoyle.jpg

Has Sian Massey came back as Trevor?

Unbelievable strike from the African Pele.

Surprising. We're fucking belter us.