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Why If they didn't play the way the do they would have no chance of staying in the premier league. I don't mind them, they have the best fans by far in the league.

Won over £60 today, had a four-fold and a five-fold and both came off. God knows what I would have won if I had one large accy.

Hate both the twats tbh

Their fans are vile specimens, their manager is a vile specimen, Luka Modric looks like the pokemon rattata.

Would actually be rather delighted if Liverpool didn't get it but no doubt the flukey bindippers will scrape in

Roma are fighting back, come on you sexy little Italians

Roma

Goooo Fulham

£5 on Marseille/Roma, if this doesn't come off I will lose all faith in humanity.

They were on the machines the tight bastards

Wayne Routledge and Fitz Hall were in aspers last night. In my pissed state I shouted "one size" at Fitzy

Arjen Robben recently had his 53rd birthday

Tonights £2 goes on Charlton/Leeds/Swindon/Walsall.

Thats not like Brown, he is so calm and restrained on the pitch normally

Got to have a Joey Barton table, provide those seated there with cigars and an unlimited supply of alcohol.

Impossible to judge him on the little we have seen of him although he didn't look the strongest defensively (I appear to have just judged him )

Looks like Valencia and Kaiserslauten have won aswell. Thank you Fenerbahce you useless slags

Or someone who knows his limits. He wouldn't win no matter what he decided to do with some though. Surely if he succeeds in winning promotion with us he should be looking to further his career as a manager. I hope he does takes over another championship team next season if we go up, just don't want to risk a Premier league season with him in charge.

Perhaps I worded it slightly harshly Seriously however if he lets himself be demoted to a coach he really is a rather weak human being.

Get promoted.....give Chrissy a pat on the back......remove all traces of him from the football club.

Seems I spoke too soon, Fenerbahce managed to throw away a 2 goal lead at home, losing 3-2. It feels as if god is taking pleasure from ramming his manhood down my esophagus

Got a sneaky £2 on a Kaiserslauten/Fenerbahce/Valencia treble. Fenerbahce seem to be doing the job at the minute. No doubt one of the others will feel the need to ruin my life however.

Watford are proper rubbish and stuff and we are like purely belta, end of.

By the looks of the pitch this game is being set in the 1970's.

Looked like he was going to bray him but he then decided to go for the agressive hug option