Foluwashola

What the hell is up with the scum

Fuck the Mackems

Can see some sort of Stoke-like mid-table/bottom-half mediocrity. Will do just fine tbh

Holographic porn will be the future. Kids getting caught attempting to knob a hologram by your mam will be the greatest embaressment of every teenage lads childhood.

Ramage and Moore were always the same player to me from level 7, many misguided torrents of abuse were given per match

Its slipups like this that will no doubt see Liverpool squirm their thieving hands into 4th

£5 Wigan/Charlton £5 Boro/Forest Betting has been so w*** of late, if today fails may have to give up for a while

Jose, Jose Jose Jose. He just breathes cool. Also, whoever voted for Best...get out

Nice finish, shame the shanty-town dwellers are going to win this damn tournament

Geremi, Xisco, Gonzalez, Best tbh

That picture is rather awesome tbf. In all seriousness it is bewildering how someone who comes across as a dimentia-ridden grandparent is actually a fantastic manager

Someone explain to me why Rapid Bucharest aren't winning yet

He might be called Smith, lets not be judgemental

Another bloody goal for Bremen, game on again

Jesus Wept :colo:

Feel like I'm watching under 12's (not a pervy way) in this Bremen match, the defending is non-existent. Good game though

The Bremen comeback is on like, dodgey pen.

Mata scores, this games ridiculous.

He could easily be challenging for England caps within a few years. I realised that we were talking about the future but "easily"? IMO he has nowhere near the technical ability to be able to play for England at any point. Hope I'm wrong about the long-haired beaut however. I don't see much technical ability in Emile Heskey. I was making the point that as the large target man who creates space for a Rooney-type, he will hopefully have a shout in a couple of years. You are right tbf, his physical ability is very unique, I can't think of many English strikers like him. Come to think of it I'm not aware of any other young tall/powerful English strikers. Still don't think he's good enough to ever play for England, Scotland would be perfect for him tbh.

He could easily be challenging for England caps within a few years. I realised that we were talking about the future but "easily"? IMO he has nowhere near the technical ability to be able to play for England at any point. Hope I'm wrong about the long-haired beaut however.

Holy Guacamole, Carroll for England I think we're getting a bit carried away here lads, he's doing a decent job in the Championship, this is all.

Rapid Bucharest and Liverpool double. Been in poor betting form this week but today I sense victory

From his game and onwards he has just looked nervous and lacking in confidence, possibly completely overawed by his new surroundings. He desperately needs a goal to settle his nerves. No world beater, but nowhere near as bad as some are calling him on here. Like any striker he'll struggle until he notches a couple and then he'll be much more relaxed and look a better player. The thing is Besty realistically only has 10 games to make any sort of impact as he's going to be a useful as a flacid penis in the premier league.

Johnson leaving can only be a good thing. They're not going to get a replacement in the next couple of days and they'll be all confused and we shall proceed to bum the hell out of them. 2-0, one step closer

Can't look past Barca tbh, would like it to be someone a bit different but that probably isn't going to happen.