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Fuck off geordie Andy, get back to your wanksock

Time to cringe

Pintado's fantastic fall when the Derby players started on him

Fuck off Ashley you smiling johnson

"He was ahead of the salt shaker when the pepper shaker passed the ball" Bend it like Beckham reference??

He learnt wey aye man, what a sexy little man

Chris Hughton dabbles with a bit of weed :toke:

Coloccini 33-1, tempting.

The rule is fine as it is tbh. Giving a pen for a foul outside of the box is madness.

Whitley Bay is about as well respected as aids

They have them in Holland I believe, not sure what the fans think about it

Don't see why not, would create some exciting games at the end of the season and would give the likes of spurs/villa/everton (maybe even us one day ) a more realistic chance of getting into the champions league.

Montpellier/Lyon £5 AZ/Porto £5

That is the first time I have ever seen that word used to describe Shambles

Have no idea what the score is going to be, depends which team turns up. The ones that destroyed Cardiff, or the handicapped donkeys that turned up last night.

Dundee United make me want to stab meself the fucking orange twats

If I didn't my family would have performed some sort of honour killing.

Just got back, what a game!!!! We are fuckin amazin and Andy Carroll is one of the best players to ever grace the game.

Warnock is better than bridgey these days. Plus, Bridge would just be moaning like a bairn about Terry shagging his ex.

Bentley is a horrible, diving twat. Hopefully he never gets in the England squad again.

Weeeeeeey

It's the best it's ever going to be at the minute, managers and players just cry when it goes against them.

We feel for you. The commentator is jacking his little weenus of to this like.

Not too goo, just not shit enough