Darth Crooks

The guy who wrote has a show in Italian sky sports on youtube

Not a ShiteDealer.con sign in sight.

Why the hell would you look at any record pre-premier league to comment on this ownership. Stats from 1946 are worthless.

Reads exactly from the bishop brief just with a heavier hitter than Dennis wise behind it, someone’s calling in favours from the city.

Godspeed to those attending tonight. Wish I could be there.

What well presented tosh

http://i.imgur.com/rAy0976.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/rAy0976.gif Malaysian tho innit. Unless they all look the same to you. What the fuck am I doing in the football section? It's horrible. His family’s ethnically Chinese Wasabi. A variety of insect best known for its role the production of honey. All species are an integral part of the pollenation cycle and as such live in mass hives; drones protecting a ‘queen’ who is their primary means of procreation. Not sure why you’re asking this in here, but interesting nonetheless. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

Cheeky fucker I can be quite chatty in real life once I’ve had a drink or feel more confident in my surroundings, otherwise I’m a shy guarded person constantly keeping my wits about me. Depends on who I’m talking to and if I think they are nob heads or full of shit really. I’d quickly ascertain that in any state I’m in or the person I’m talking to which I regard as a strength of mine, saves me and saves them This place is getting worse though, in its hey day match threads would generate lots of debate and lengthy analysis pre and post match with stats, player ratings and all kinds, obviously not to the extent I post today, but many a poster would write lots of words on all things NUFC. Myself included, my volumes back then are mere sticky notes today. I blame Ashley and Pardew who have drained all of the enthusiasm out of us, well most of us, that and Twitter for conditioning people to a certain word limit. Sheep! And Dave of course spending server funds on Toasters meaning we are the NUFC of forums, running on a shared windows platform on some bloke’s PC tower while everyone else has their own dedicated server powerful enough to host a sovereign state’s entire web presence until the next millennium tucked away in a vault the Vatican would be envious of. Me, I’m old skool, I keep it real, retro, vintage, despite a wall of hate and opposition Donald Trump’s rivals couldn’t even buy. I’m the Michael Knight of N.O, a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world of the Shite Writer. And my talking AMG! Cunts!

HTT is the infinite monkeys/typewriters theory

What a weapons grade penis.

Fernandez has been a pleasant surprise.

Reckon I'll just full on wank in the street.

My logical head would say 2-3 seasons in the champo would put him off somewhat. His yo-yo method can only work for so long.

With near takeover stakes in Debenhams and house of Fraser outright. He stands to benefit massively from the death of the high st.

It’s online worldwide he’s after isn’t it. That’s why protesting and the like at provincial shops will only get us so far.

Doesn’t fit his low bottom line MO

Good edit. We're starting look a bit grassy knoll though now..though we aren't

Bit unfortunate bedside Kyle walker will never hit a ball like that again in his life.

Suport tha teem

1 out of 3 anyway

Everyday I’m Yedlin Yedlin

I like Perez but he’s been atrocious

Fernandez looks like the Punisher.

Hair and beard don’t even join. Daft cunt.

I’ve just been bummed by Linford Christie to prep myself for watching this.